(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); When we find a glitch lets not use the word glitch lets use the spanish word "fallo" or something like that and if u put it up on you tube say new ascension fallo or new ascension strategy here is some jokes if i made you laugh to the point of no return or barly breathing rep me thank me n stuff if u have athsma im not responsible if u have an attack here they are

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

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we want the glitch to stay as long as it can so 3arc doesnt patch it.

thats a good idea the only problem is im sure treyarch looks through this site along with youtube and other sites so as long as we keep sharing im sure its gonna get patched. But that makes it kinda fun and interesting to see what people find and come up with. I wish they would just let us play the game without all the dang patches.

i think they should just post a vid here or a text tut and if they do post vid make it unlisted..

Lol. As soon as someone finds a glitch, they are going to be so desperate to be the first ones they are not even going to care...

or we can play the game as it's meant to be played.
nah jk glitches ftw

That's a bad idea for one reason; people will get attention hungry and make glitch videos after seeing somebody's "secret" video and make it public so they can be noticed on youtube. Worth a try I guess though.

yh try to get subs for "their" find in glitches. so annoying

then lets change the name of the fourm and move it to like a secret fourm like make a new fourm thats X3arcX that way its at the bottom of the homepage list so it will take them a while to see it:bro:

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then lets ask nextgen to claim copy right on the youtube videos on those wana bees cause it was posted here first

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that would relly work well
:bro:

Easy, we post glitches in the Premium section.

3arc has premium accounts.

But this wouldnt work no matter what. Nice try but it wont work sorry