(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 100. You can jump off the cliff in afghan and survive by landing on the cushions.
99. Grenades can save you from almost any situation
98. As well as stuns can.
97. Kids will continue to shout pointless things even after you tell them to stfu.
96. You can't play modernwarfare 2 for a consecutive 3 hours without screaming FU*K
95. Ramirez is able to do everything and everything ever.
94. MW247 is the most active and devoted website towards this game.
93. Robert Bowling will say anything to get you to buy the game.
92. Painkiller is by far the best deathstreak and most annoying.
91. Teleportation is possible with commando
90. Commando actually helps stop SOME camping (don't flame me for this one)
89. The tactical knife is better than any gun in the game.
88. The Ump45 is the best submachinegun there. HANDSDOWN
87. Tactical insertions are used for more than nukeboosting.
86. You are guarenteed to win a tdm if your teammate has the ability to shoot down airsupport.
85. The reason BC2 did so many sales is actually because of MW2 being so stressful.
84. MW2 is stressful
83. If it wasn't for MW2 me and a lot of my friends would have straight A's
82. Fox news hates this game for its violence yet supports real world violence.
81. You almost always want to be playing with a party of people you know are good.
80. Private matches are the best part of mw2.
79. Nukeboosting has gone down recently... due to the fact everyone who was doing it has already gotten their emblem.
78. Modern warfare 2 sucks at times... it also is amazing
77. If MW2 has a beta... the game would be 20 times better
76. Infinity Ward likes 360 better.
75. If your gonna get mw2. still get it for ps3 so you don't get thrown into hacked games.
74. number 74 got lost.
73. Museum isn't as popular as infinity ward thought it would be... i can tell.
72. Mw2 was made off 50 mil and 150 mil advertising (i think it mite be more advertising)
71. You can not understand whether they are saying you are capturing B or C.
70. 60% of people with the weed callsigns don't smoke weed.
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68. People hated call of duty 5 too.... now people hate mw2 and totally forgot about hating cod5
67. One of the biggest disappointments for me was the 4 snipers
66. Robert bowling lied about new callsigns being added to dlc
65. About video recording
64. About 10th prestige changing the way you play the game
63. The host migration fails 40% of the time.
62. Terminal is the best map
61. If you throw a smoke grenade through a window you don't see smoke through cracked glass.
60. Model 1887s suck after patch
59. There are over 150k callsign combos
58. MW2 has dominated the video game industry
57. In MW2 you are never away from the action.
56. Heartbeat sensors are the noobiest thing in the game
55. Pro perks were one of the best additions.
54. MW2 was overhyped
52. Camping is sitting in a corner looking at a door waiting for someone to come to you.
51. Did you notice 53 was missing.
50. NO... ok
49. Everyone is a noob (Balanced Chaos)
48. When IW tries to balance something they completely ruin it.
47. There don't call it MODDEDWARFARE2 for no reason
46. Today my friend called it modernbullshit 2 a bunch of times. I couldnt stop laughing for some reason.
45. Modern warfare 2 takes up 30% of my day including sleep.
44. IN MW2 you can fake dead by pressing triangle really fast... idk what it is on 360
43. ModernTrollfare2 is the new name i am giving to people who troll on mw2 all day.
42. MW247 has 1 mod for every 1000 members.
41. Peoples mics are much too often used for signing purposes.
40. The age range on mw2 is great but you only hear kids with mics.
39. If you do a sexy kill you will get a message saying aimbot 30% of time.
38. Search and Destroy is the best gamemode in my taste because it requires the most skill.
37. I've always wondered how many people appreciate hard to unlock emblems... or even know how they are unlocked.
36. If you play mw2 too much my new name for you is MR. Modernwhorefare2
35. Dubstep is the best of electronica... and I discovered it from watchin mw2 vids.
34. Montages are sick... but sometimes can be set up in private matches.
33. You cannot get banned for nuke boosting... 402 said it himself. but i will still frown upon it, like masturbation in an airplane
32. Red tiger is the nicest camo.
31. Fall looks like a kindergatner threw up.
30. MW2 has a train on derail with numbers 1337
29. Teddy bears and sex toys. .. thats all folks.
28. If mw2 had a zombie map it would be estate.
27. Remember the silly rumors about alien terrorists like WTF?
26. Really think about this.... would you buy cod7?
25. Glitches are plentiful.
24. You can be a superman in mw2... really (silent knight)
23. Some people used to stereotype gamers as nerds... now that mw2 is out it has become so popular that those who were talking trash play it.
22. The real reason your mom or girlfriend gets pissy at you for playing mw2 is because your taking time away from them... (astrainnugget)
21. Every prestige is one blow job you've missed.
20. This video game made over 1 billion dollars.. with over 25 million people playing online. How many of those people do you think are still active?
19. Every game your in when your whole clan has mics as well as an enemy team.. they will talk shit until the lobby closes.
18. ThatGuyWhoCamps doesn't actually camp... what a hypocrite.
17. Once of the best killstreaks is still UAV
16. EMPs can totally turn your game around
15. Once again.... teddy bears.. and sex toys
14. Little kids who like to talk to their mom about whats for lunch... often will ask for sandwich. they've learned early
13. If you get spawn grenaded you are just unlocky.
12. I don't understand why sometimes when host migrating it gives a 5 countdown and sometimes an 18.
11. Picking the best host.... gets in game... picking the best host again. The other host wasnt very good than ehh?
10. Modern warfare 2 has had the most game sales and the most tvs broken.
9. If you do the 10th prestige hack people will call you a hacker... if you get to 10th prestige legit people will also call you a hacker and judge it on if your having a bad game.
8. The most listened to genre while playing mw2 is rap.. second is pop. (judged off what I hear from others mics)
7. In playstation network if you have over 100 friends and you delete one then you can have 103 friends and keep going by 6 as 1 is deleted.
6. Really think about this (from a thread in here) Doodle Jump Or ModernWarfare 2
5. Everyone who has bought the game has ignored the disclaimer before No Russian.
4. Everyone Has Off Games! Don't judge people unless they are consistantly terrible
3. MW2 Counts your time played when your not even playing and it is on.
2. Half of what Robert Bowling Said is a lie.
1. TEDDY BEARS AND SEX TOYS!!!!!
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awsome broo......

I can't believe that I read that whole thing.

Wow I just read that all....