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Noob Terms in MW2

I'm getting pretty sick of noobs in Mw2 and i'm sure the rest of you are as well. The only thing I hate more than a noob is a dumb noob. I hate being in lobbies full of Witches, Teleporters, Tubers, Campers and calling people out on it, and not knowing the terms. So I've decided to make this list of all the correct, "Noob terms."


Teleporter: A player Who uses Commando or Commando Pro

Witch: A player who uses Marathon, Lightweight, Or Commando Together in one class. If you use these, You truley have, "No Dick"
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Noob Tuber or Tuber: A player who uses an M203 Grenade launcher attachment, Thumper, At4HS, RPG-7, Or any Rocket.

Camper: A player that stays in the same place and trys to score kills stationary. Most noobs dont even use snipers. Like seriously? GTFO!

Glitcher: A player (Most likely a camper) who uses Glitches or easter eggs to get kills. Such as Highrise.

Backpacker: A player who uses the perks, One Man Army, Danger Close, Or any 3rd perk (Although Most likely Commando Pro) And a Primary with an M203.

Turtle: A player who uses a Riot Shield with the Perks in a, "Witch Class"

Noobkiller: A player Who uses Painkiller on all his classes. (Credit to IRoyxX)

TryHards: A player who cares about nothing other than his KDR and tries way to hard to dominate And usually rushes with UMP/Stopping power. (Credit to impact mild)

carepackage noob: A player who only kills with helicopters that he can get with care package(Credit to IRoyxX)

campclaymore: A player who stays only in a room with two claymore and scavenger, he only moves to caught the bags. (I Freaking LOVE this one)(Credit to IRoyxX)

A Cryhard: He at the bottom after every game complaining about your team's tactics. (Credit to needalifesoon)

A Girlscout; They're camped so far from the action they might as well put up a table and sell cookies.(Credit to needalifesoon)

A Boob: He's the guy that always gets on your team that can't get a UAV with hardline!! (Credit to needalifesoon)

Nerdgasm: The moaning of prepubescent children playing mw2 who've just gotten their first nuke or an amazing throwing knife kill (Credit to shannon_m12)

Nooberty: A player between rank 1-30 you uses Riot shield or Ump (credit to Scouse_Dom)

Bieber: He says he's 17, but you can tell by his voice that he'sjust a little kid.

These are all I can think of for now but if you have any others feel free to reply and i'll put it up.

nice guide

noobkiller : people who uses painkiller in all his classes xD

tryhards- people who try to "dominate" the other team, usually spawn camp, rush with ump/stopping power. They care about thier KDR not the win. The objective for a tryhard is to dominate the other team and to beat them until theres nothing left to beat.

^theres alot more i could put in this i just dont feel like it

but cool thread

-carepackage noob: people who only kills with helicopters that he can get with care package

- campclaymore: people who stay only in a room with two claymore and scavenger, he only move to caught the bags

nubber lol

OH MY GOD. Campclaymore!!!! I love this one!!!!! IT sounds like a deadly summer camp!

the only way to kill him is with grenade launcher and danger close /facepalm
:evil:

shotgun whore: spas and rangers

as an alternative painkiller is on all my classes and i've been using hardline so boom i die twice and i got painkiller on lol

A Cryhard:
He at the bottom after every game complaining about your team's tactics.

A Girlscout;
They're camped so far from the action they might as well put up a table and sell cookies.

And A Boob:
He's the guy that always gets on your team that can't get a UAV with hardline!!