lmao at this chat with employee

[plop4442]

Jayvan S.
Tech Specialist Jayvan S. Reporting!Jayvan S.
Hello, thank you for contacting Activison Support. What is your platform, gamertag/PSN ID, and product? Are you a premium member or do you have a free subscription for the ELITE service? What is the issue?

You can use a comma to differentiate answers.
Asad
Hello, i play on ps3, id is II_Exorcist_II and yes, im a founder on elite
Jayvan S.
Alright.
Asad
i wanna ask when will the map pack for elite users for ps3 be out?
Jayvan S.
The new map packs were only released for Xbox Call of Duty: ELITE premium members. Activision cannot give you these map packs if you are a PlayStation 3 premium or a normal member. The reason this happened was because Xbox has signed a time exlusive DLC deal. Unfortunately there isn't an Estimated Time of Arrival [ETA] on when these will be released for everyone else. Playstation premium members will still receive their content before non premium members (over Xbox and PlayStation).
Jayvan S.
Have I answered all of your questions?
Asad
Yes, i know shitbox pays more for the maps to get it eariler,, but whats the point for paying elite ps3 if were getting the maps later anyway.
Jayvan S.
"Playstation premium members will still receive their content before non premium members (over Xbox and PlayStation)."
Asad
WE STILL GET IT LATER, FR **** SAKE. no point for apying for elite,
Jayvan S.
Do you play with Xbox players?
Asad
no
Jayvan S.
Then you're all set.
Jayvan S.
Have I answered all of your questions?
Asad
how am i all set?
Jayvan S.
Well.
Jayvan S.
Since you will be getting it before the PlayStation 3 normal users you don't have to worry about the Xbox 360 users.
Jayvan S.
In the PlayStation 3 world the maps don't exist.
Jayvan S.
Therefore you will be getting it "first."
Asad
WELL FIRST OF ALL WE DONT KNOW THE RELEASE DATE FOR FUK SAKE, WE STILL GET IT A MONTH LATER AS USUALL SINCE COD 4,
Jayvan S.
You never know. You can get before the month ends.
Jayvan S.
If you knew that since COD4. Why do you think the time exclusive deal has changed?
Asad
OH SO WE CAN GET THE ****IN MAPS TOMORROW CAN WE SMART ASS?
Jayvan S.
I doubt it will be tomorrow since there wasn't an announcement Asad Ahmed.
Asad
THEN Y U SAY WE'LL GET IT BEFORE THE MONTH ENDS DUMBASS?
Jayvan S.
"You never know. You can get before the month ends."
Jayvan S.
Meaning: There isn't an Estimated Time of Arrival [ETA].
Asad
WHICH MONTH DUMBASS, JANURARY OR FEB.. DUHHHHH
Jayvan S.
It can arrive at anytime, it doesn't have an ETA.
Jayvan S.
I'm giving you hope here Asad.
Asad
OH SO IT CAN ARRIVE TOMORROW
Jayvan S.
I don't want to say a month.
Asad
YAY!!!!....
Asad
WE R STILL GETTING THE MAPS A MONTH LATER AS USUALL, WE GET IT IN THE SAME MONTH, MW2, BLACKOPS DLC PS3 USERS GOT IT IN FEB, SO ITS ALL THE ****IN SAME,
Jayvan S.
I'm saying MAYBE, just MAYBE it can arrive before a month.
Jayvan S.
Are you a premium member?
Asad
YES
Jayvan S.
If you are you don't have to worry about getting a month later.
Asad
WE ALL KNOW THAT INFINITY WARD ARE MONEY GRABBING BASTARDS SO WE KNOW THEY WILL TAKE THE PIS, THEY DONT CARE ABOUT TO PS USERS!!!
Jayvan S.
We do care about our players..
Jayvan S.
That's why we're giving you access to the maps before normal PS3 users!
Asad
WELL IF U DO, WHY DONT U RELEASE PATCHES, FIX THE GOD DAMN BROKEN GAME, NOOOO, INFINTY WARD PROMISED US THINGS THAT WE HAVENT ****IN GOT
Jayvan S.
What is broken in the game?

Jayvan S.
Currently we have this list:
Jayvan S.

Jayvan S.
Are there any more?
Asad
AKIMBO FMG9, LAG COMPENSATION, SPAWN SYSTEM... U SAY U FIXED THE REVENGE SPAWN SYSTEM, BUT U HAVENT
Jayvan S.
Lag compensation and the spawn system have been updated.
Jayvan S.
We can update it again if you want. Just comment on that thread.
Asad
NO MATE, THERE IS ACTUALLY EVIDENCE THAT THE SPAWN SYSTEM IS STILL SHIT, I GET SPAWNED 5 FEET AWAY SOMEOMNE
Jayvan S.
We have decreased spawn campers.
Jayvan S.
We're working on decreasing them even more.
Asad
DID IT REALLY TAKE U THIS LOONG TO REALISE THE SHOTGUNS ARE SHIT, LAG COMP, SPAWN SYSTEM????? THIS ****IN LONG, DONT U TEST SHIT OUT?
Jayvan S.
Remember we're working on the updates, Call of Duty: ELITE, and the new maps, new DLC, AND Clan Ops.
Jayvan S.
We do.
Asad
THEN Y IS UR SHIT GAME BROKEN?
Jayvan S.
It gets tested by us AND the service provider before it's pushed as an update.
Jayvan S.
It's not broken, I played Kill Confirmed 5 minutes ago perfectly fine.
Asad
BEFORE THE ****IN GAME IS RELASED DUMBASS, NO TESTING OUT SHOTGUNS, NOW U BUFF THE SHOTGUNS AND NERF THE STRIKER.... TOOK U THIS LONG TO REALISE IT..
Jayvan S.
Well, it takes long to code. We can't just photoshop things in.
Asad
WELL TELL ME THIS, Y DID ROBERT BOWLING COME OUT AND SAY "**** YOU LAST STAND" AND PUT FINAL STAND IN THE GAME, WHY ARE THERE DEATHSTREAKS, WHY S THE SPAWN SYSTEM STILL SHIT? WHY DO YOU CATER TO SHIT PEOPLE
Jayvan S.
Remember.
Jayvan S.
This is a main stream game.
Jayvan S.
We've sold and made millions.
Jayvan S.
We have to cater to the mainstream.
Jayvan S.
That means helping people out with kill streaks.
Jayvan S.
Last Stand was taken out and is more effective where it is now.
Jayvan S.
Catering to the pros as well.
Jayvan S.
The pros are tired of noob tubers and last stand people.
Asad
WHY THE **** MUST U PUT DEATHSREAKS? WHO SAID WE WANYED DEATHSTREAKS?
Jayvan S.
Statistics.
Asad
LMFAO!!!!
Asad
U CATER TO SHIT PEOPLE
Asad
WE DONT WANT DDEATHSTREAKS
Jayvan S.
What do you want?
Asad
THEY DONT HELP PPL. THEY PISS PPL OFF
Asad
UR TELLING ME DEAD MANS HAND IS FAIR?
Jayvan S.
Yes.
Asad
UVE SOLD MILLIONS BUT CANT BE BOTHERED TO SPEND A LITTLE ON TO FIXING A GAME?
Asad
BECAUSE UR MONEY GRABBING BASTARDS
Jayvan S.
We are fixing the game.
Asad
HOW THE **** IS DEAD MANS HAND FAIR??
Asad
TELL ME
Jayvan S.
If you die that much you at least deserve a kill right?

Jayvan S.
How else will people get motivated to continue playing the game and leveling up?
Asad
NOT IN A ****IN BULLSHIT WAY KILLIN SOMEONE 50YARDS AWAY WITH THAT ****IN BLAST RADIUS
Jayvan S.
What if there were no death streaks?
Jayvan S.
People will be dying 15 times in a roll.
Jayvan S.
Without any help.
Jayvan S.
We help everyone.
Asad
WELL THATS NOT OUT FAULT, WE WERE SHIT PEOPLE IN THE START, NOW WE ARE VETERANS, U PLAY AND U LEARN SIMPLE AS, NOT ****IN BULLSHIT WAYS TO KILL PEOPLE
Asad
IF SOMEONE PUTS 10 BULLETS INTO U, THEN U FALL FLAT ON UR ASS AND USE UR PRIMARY, THAT IS FAIR HUH???
Asad
SO U CATER TO SHIT PEOPLE
Jayvan S.
You are a veteran now. Death streaks helped you, now you want to remove them so people can get a lift to get xp and level up?
Asad
REMEMBER THIS MORON: DEATHSTREAKS DONT HELP U GET BETTER, IT PISSES PEOLPE OFF
Jayvan S.
It doesn't help you get better. It gives you a possible kill.
Jayvan S.
It's compensation for dying.
Asad
WHO THE **** SAID DEATHSTREAKS HELPED ME? I GOT BETTER BY LEARNING THE MAPS, SPAWNS AND GUNS, BUT BY KILLIN PEOPLE IN BULLSHIT WAYS.
Jayvan S.
If you fall down in real life, I can pull off my primary.
Jayvan S.
Why would I reach for my secondary?
Jayvan S.
Yes, that is how pros do it.
Jayvan S.
Mainstream people. They do not know that.
Jayvan S.
They just play.
Asad
UR PROBALLY ONE OF THOSE FAGGOTS WHO GET THEIR ASS HANDED TO THEMSELVES LMAO. SO U PISS PEOPLE OFF
Jayvan S.
Why should main stream people waste their time learning this if they don't want to learn all of that.
Jayvan S.
They just want to sit down after work for an hour and keep it moving.
Jayvan S.
I'm not pissing people off haha.
Asad
LMAO
Asad
U TWAT U ARE
Jayvan S.
Alright Asad.
Jayvan S.
has disconnected.

[LMFAP09]

Cool story bro... :claps: /facepalm

[Satan]

HAHA SO FUNNY



















































NOT :carling:

[ReKoGNiiTioN_]

lmfao the support guy had some good points there though

[vit.]

HAHA
really funny man

[BuffaloBooker]

The support guy pwned you IMO...

[helpmeoprah]

i thought it was well played, support guy is a moron

[bosshoggin]

What are you 12? You sound like a spoiled little kid.

Maybe if you spoke to him normally you'd have a productive conversation.

[xRattchett]

Asad
WE ALL KNOW THAT INFINITY WARD ARE MONEY GRABBING BASTARDS SO WE KNOW THEY WILL TAKE THE PIS, THEY DONT CARE ABOUT TO PS USERS!!!
Truer words have never been spoking

That gut who talkin to activision is a LEGEND

[-Jake]

Ok so your a crying little shit as you cant play the new maps, THAT ARE SHIT ANYWAY. plus your just like a spoiled little kid got every thing your own way during your bring up didn't you?