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    Gobble
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    Default Few little cheeky VBS files




    After seeing the VBS thread, I've got a few cheeky VBS scripts we've put together at work when bored that we push onto peoples machines.

    All you need to do is open up notepad, paste in the code, save file as (filename).vbs and run it. If you want to end the program, the process is called Wscript.

    Caps lock on and off in continuous Loop

    Code:
    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
    Open and Close CD Draw(s) in Loop

    Code:
    Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
    Constantly open Solitaire

    Code:
    WScript.Sleep 10
WScript.Sleep 10
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
WshShell.Run "sol.exe"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "sol.exe"
loop
    (Watch that one, it's hard to end)

    This one opens notepad up and types out a message as if someone's taken control of the machine

    Just made this now to do on a lad at work and it scared him haha

    Code:
    WScript.Sleep 2050
WScript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Oi!"
WScript.Sleep 2000
WshShell.SendKeys "{enter}"
WScript.Sleep 150
WshShell.SendKeys "I "
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "sai"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "d..."
WScript.Sleep 1000
WshShell.SendKeys "Oi!"
WScript.Sleep 150
WshShell.SendKeys "{enter}"
WScript.Sleep 2000
WshShell.SendKeys "I "
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "am "
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "wat"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "ich"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "gn "
WScript.Sleep 700
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "chi"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "ng "
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "you!"
WScript.Sleep 2500
WshShell.SendKeys " Pr"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "oba"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "bly"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys " be"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "st "
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "to "
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "sto"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "p w"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "atc"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "hin"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "g p"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "orn"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys " at"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys " wo"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "rk!"
WScript.Sleep 250
WshShell.SendKeys "!!!"
WScript.Sleep 1800
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 60
WshShell.SendKeys "{backspace}"
WScript.Sleep 1000
WshShell.SendKeys ":"
WScript.Sleep 1000
WshShell.SendKeys "P"
    This is what the bottom code does when run. Watch in HD and Full screen:
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcZotZs5dQI"]YouTube - yep[/ame]
    Last edited by Gobble; 09-18-2009 at 09:20 AM.
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    lol nice i love it bro
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    nice gobble but how do i make it type by its self...do i go to start then run then type in .vbs thrn click enter just want to try it out thanks thanked and nom
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    These are alot like my .bat file thread but instead they are .vbs
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    ight i get an error whenh i try it on my computer...i copy any pastew intoo notepad thgen i save it as test.vbs then i save to desktop then i double click on it and get an error ill try get a screenie to show you btw i was trying the typing one about porn at work lol
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    thats most likely something wrong with the coding
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeGz View Post
    ight i get an error whenh i try it on my computer...i copy any pastew intoo notepad thgen i save it as test.vbs then i save to desktop then i double click on it and get an error ill try get a screenie to show you btw i was trying the typing one about porn at work lol
    Yeah get a screen shot. You should copy all the code, paste it into notepad and save it as test.vbs like you say, then double click it and it should run. I've tested it on XP and Vista and both have been ok. Make sure you copy all the code as VB doesn't like anything missing, you'll get line errors.

    ---------- Post added at 05:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:33 PM ----------
    Quote Originally Posted by ~AP~LordOfSpoon View Post
    These are alot like my .bat file thread but instead they are .vbs
    You should really start looking into VB scripts. It's a lot more advanced then what you can do with bat files and they're being phased out now.
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    really hmm let me guess google and read tuts lol
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