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Post: 1000 ways get banned from Mcdonalds
08-13-2011, 09:11 AM #1
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Haxor!
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Make an announcement in the store (during rush-hour) and scream "THE BURGERS ARE MADE FROM HUMAN FLESH! RUN BEFORE YOU BECOME FOOD
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08-15-2011, 04:32 PM #2
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Boston <---- My Town
You scream at a fat kid ordering food, "You Fat Ass do you want another burger to go with that you chubby queer!"
08-15-2011, 04:40 PM #3
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Eat some chips/french fries and say... "Mmmm..... Flour..."
Or a burger and say.. "Mmmm..... Breadcrumbs..."
08-15-2011, 04:43 PM #4
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Ask them to supersize your penis.
08-15-2011, 05:29 PM #5
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Originally posted by i
Ask them to supersize your penis.


i dont need mine supersizing, im black :carling:

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08-15-2011, 05:30 PM #6
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Dress up as Ronald McDonald and chase the little kids around in the ball pit!:pedo:
08-15-2011, 05:31 PM #7
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Hurah!
Order a milkshake, go in the bathroom and take a shit in a milkshake, go back to the counter and say, "Try this milkshake, it tastes like shit!!!"
And if they do try it.....
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08-15-2011, 05:33 PM #8
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do what me and my friends do everytime we go:

go to the counter, ask the person to read out something on there, and when they turn around to read it, walk out and they'll be stood there talking to themselves
08-15-2011, 05:34 PM #9
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Order a double cheeseburger, eat half of it, tell them you didn't want tomato sauce on it, ask for a refund or a new one without tomato sauce, get your new double cheeseburger, eat it and tell them thanks for a free double cheese burger, and run Winky Winky
08-15-2011, 05:34 PM #10
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Originally posted by xTriiCkz
Order a milkshake, go in the bathroom and take a shit in a milkshake, go back to the counter and say, "Try this milkshake, it tastes like shit!!!"


i actually have to try that Happy

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