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:sleep::wtf::argh:/facepalmkay::luke::proboscis::megusta:BJ:

In that order.

They were used in a shitty thread by a dude named Irish.
End of story.

again again!

I was sleepy so I woke my self up to a nice cup of coffee and i saw a hairy vagina laying on my carpet and I was like bitch **** you ! As I wiped the sweat off my head I started feeling bad for saying that so I said can I eat you like a monkey eats bananas and the vagina sat there like a penguin

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Meant to quote you in that ^^^^ post

I woke up from my :sleep: and got out of bed and drove to the nearby cafe. Then I ordered some . When I drank it i was like :wtf: tasted like shit. I went and :argh: to the waitress. Then she /facepalm because she gave me the wrong order. I decided to ask her on a date and she said no and I said kay:. Now feeling better I walked down the street with a face like :luke:. Suddenly, a :proboscis: ran through the street right past me. My face instantly went :megusta: Then I went out to a bar and BJ:.That night I drank so much I woke up next to a .


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