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Here's how it goes; you've probably seen this somewhere before, if not....

Each person makes one wish in each post. The next person will then say "Granted, but..." and then twist it so it goes horribly wrong. Then, they must make their own wish as well. Failure to do so allows the next person to make a random corruption, preferably resulting in the above user's death. Note: Death is only temporary. Example:

Person 1: I wish I was a fish.
Person 2: Granted, but since you are so far from water, you die.

I wish (...).

Get it? Good!

Basic rules are:
1. No making up wishes designed to be incorruptible.
2. Don't forget to make your own wish after corrupting the last user's wish.
3. Use readable English; this sort of falls under (1).
4. No flaming/trolling/etc.

Thanks :3

I'll start...

I wish I was a mod

Wish granted, but reaper decided to demote you cause your busy with work lately.
I wish I was a cow

Granted, but you live in America where they eat Mcdonalds all the time

I wish I had a sixth sense

Wish granted but; The Elders of sense took your newly found one away and replaced it with a arrow to the knee

I wish for... A bag of weed Heavan

Granted, you hear peoples thoughts all the time now. You will most likely go insane.

I wish for a perfectly working perfect Alienware Desktop with no consequences to getting it whatsoever.

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Granted, the weed had shit in it and you died.

Wish granted but... Your CPU has a meltdown and explodes whilst your beating your junk

I wish for a snow lepoard; So I can chill with it in the winter =D

Granted, look at my sig. I change my sig in the summer.

I wish for nothing

Granted, but you starve to death while getting "nothing"

I wish for Santa Claus to be real

Wish granted, but you get coal for christmas

i wish i had unlimited amounts of money

wish granted, but money becomes worthless

I wish Merkii got demoted