What is your sentence? - NextGenUpdate

01-06-2013, 06:23 AM #1

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So basically all you do is:

1. Pick the month you joined NGU (NextGenUpdate)
2. Pick the first letter of your Username.
3. Pick the colour of your Username.

POST RESULTS!
DO NOT SPAM!

1. Pick The Month You Joined NGU.

January---> I fell in love with...
February---> I ate...
March---> I smacked...
April---> I sang to...
May---> I gave my number to...
June---> I murdered...
July---> I shot...
August---> I danced with...
September---> I choked on...
October---> I went out with....
November---> I kissed...
December---> I hugged...

2. Pick The First Letter Of Your Username.

A---> A homeless guy...
B---> Your mum...
C---> A banana...
D---> A fork...
E---> A Mexican...
F---> A gangster...
G---> A ninja...
H---> A Random NGU Member...
I---> My best friend...
J---> A goat...
K---> My Dog...
L---> My Dad...
M---> The Computer...
N---> Machine...
O---> My neighbour...
P---> Myself...
Q---> A Soda...
R---> A pickle...
S---> Justin Bieber...
T---> A stuffed animal...
U---> A weirdo...
V---> A sock...
W---> A doctor...
X---> Outsider...
Y---> A policeman...
Z---> My brother...
Other---> My Best Friends Sister...

3. Pick the colour of your Username.

Bright Green---> Because I was high.
Crimson---> Because I was drunk.
Grey---> Because your mum told me to.
Green---> Because I'm retarded.
Lawn Green---> Because the voices told me to.
Lavender---> Because I'm hot and I do what I want.
Magenta---> Because I hate myself.
Pink---> Because I'm stupid.
Raspberry---> Because someone offered me 1,000,000 vBux.
Teal---> Because I love my family.
Blue---> Because that's what I do.
Red---> Because it made me look cool.
Sect Blue---> Because I was horny.
Black---> Because I'm a badass.
Purple---> Because it felt good.
Default (Standard)---> Because That's How I roll.
Other---> Because I had a boner.

My Sentence is:
I kissed the computer because I love my family. :p

Now Post Yours...

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01-06-2013, 06:26 AM #2

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I fell in love with myself because it feels good.

Is this a story of me masturbating?

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01-06-2013, 06:34 AM #3

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I choked on Justin Bieber Because That's How I roll.

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01-06-2013, 06:41 AM #4

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I hugged my brother because that's how i roll.

yolo dog.

01-06-2013, 08:31 PM #5

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I sang to myself because I'm hot and I do what I want. Winky Winky

02-14-2013, 03:33 AM #6

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Originally posted by Pichu

I fell in love with myself because it feels good.

Is this a story of me masturbating?

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Yes Sir, yes it is. Haha changed the [feels good to felt good because it didnt make much sence :Lol:]

02-14-2013, 03:46 AM #7

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I danced with the computer because I'm a badass.

Close enough. :blank:

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02-14-2013, 11:35 AM #8

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I ate the computer because that's how I roll.

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02-17-2013, 07:05 AM #9

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Originally posted by MetalHead777

I ate the computer because that's how I roll.

Pig. Enough said. :troll: :lol: :love:

02-17-2013, 07:52 AM #10

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I thought I was gonna run from the cops, but then I got high.

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