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    09-02-2010 03:31 PM #1 Post your Mormon Chats

    Post your funny chats with [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

    Mine:




    I love messin with them.

    Sorry if you take offense to this.
    :carling:


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    09-02-2010 09:58 PM #11

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaldo29 View Post
    ^^ You shoulda said something that was offensive to mormons, not all of Catholics and Christians :/
    Why?


    Anyway,

    Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
    A representative will be with you shortly.
    Agent [Troy] is ready to assist you.
    Me: Hello?
    Troy: Hi there, how may I help you?
    Me: I was wondering if you could tell me the church's official opinion on abortion.
    Troy: Abortion is evil. It is baby killing.
    Troy: The church is completely against it.
    Me: Well, they should have said that at the ceremony then...
    Troy: What do you mean?
    Me: I attended a Mormon ceremony where everybody wore black cloaks. We each took turns having intercourse in the center circle as part of the ritual. It was dark and there were candles everywhere... and now I'm pregnant.
    Me: And that's how I became a Mormon.
    The chat session has ended.

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    09-02-2010 10:20 PM #12

    Anyways I got unbanned i guess and just got this gem:

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    09-02-2010 10:35 PM #13

    I figure this a win because she was a TOTAL retard to not get what I was saying lmfao!


    Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
    A representative will be with you shortly.
    Agent [Sarah] is ready to assist you.
    Me: Hello?
    Sarah: Hi
    Me: Hi my name is Guy
    Sarah: Hello, my name is Sarah.
    Sarah: What brings you to Mormon.org?
    Me: Just a few questions I need on a report.
    Sarah: ok
    Me: So how many mormons are there worldwide?
    Me: estimated?
    Me: hello?
    Sarah: sorry Guy I'm looking for the exact number
    Me: just an estimate is fine
    Sarah: a little over 13 million
    Me: Ok hold on please
    Sarah: sure
    Sarah: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] this link has all of the statistics from the church
    Me: So Im coming up with 6 billion people, divided by 13 million mormons, comes out to 461.5385 retarted rate?
    Me: confirmed?
    Sarah: Sorry I'm not sure what you mean but good luck with your report
    Me: Ill take that as a YES.
    The chat session has ended.


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    09-03-2010 12:14 AM #14

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaldo29 View Post
    ^^ You shoulda said something that was offensive to mormons, not all of Catholics and Christians :/
    But that would offend Mormons not Christians or Catholics!

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    09-03-2010 05:33 AM #15

    Fair play lads, some of these are epic. Still nobody trying to get them to cyber yet?
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    09-03-2010 09:39 AM #16

    A representative will be with you shortly.
    Me: Hello
    Agent [Jeff] is ready to assist you.
    Me: Hi Jeff
    Jeff: Hi Jason, how are you?
    Me: I'm good, yourself?
    Me: ******
    Me: YOU ****IN LISTEN HEAR COON BOY
    Me: I NEED CONVERTIN
    Me: OR I'LL GO AROUND HAVING PROMISCUOUS SEX
    Me: YA HEAR
    Jeff: Jason, have a good day!
    The chat session has ended.

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    09-03-2010 10:21 AM #17

    Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
    A representative will be with you shortly.
    Agent [Kristen] is ready to assist you.
    Kristen: Hello, how can i help you?
    Me: Tits or GTFO
    The chat session has ended.

    So it was a GTFO...
    Damnit.
    I Just Wanna Be Famous.

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    09-03-2010 10:55 AM #18

    HAHA Nice Guys, Keep it Up :]

    ---------- Post added at 10:55 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:37 AM ----------

    Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
    A representative will be with you shortly.
    Agent [Kristin] is ready to assist you.
    Kristin: Hello, my name is Kristin.
    Kristin: How may I help you?
    Me: Hello
    Me: I was wondering something quick
    Me: Can I be a atheist and a mormon at the same time? because I dont believe in god, but mormon's seem like really cool people
    Me: Hello?
    Kristin: Well thanks! But, believing in God is what gives us so much hope and happiness. It gives us a purpose to life.
    Kristin: Do you desire to believe in God?
    Me: A little, but why would god make his children suffer?
    Kristin: (A Long Story)
    Kristin: It the scriptures it teaches:
    2 Ne. 2: 25
    25 Adam fell that men might be; and men are, that they might have joy.
    Me: But how would killing 6 million jews strengthen a religion or race of people
    Me: Anyways, If I join your religion am I still permitted to have anal sex with my boyfriend?
    Kristin: (Long Story)
    Kristin: (Long Story I Deleted Out)
    Me: O thats odd that thats included
    Me: Me: Anyways, If I join your religion am I still permitted to have anal sex with my boyfriend?
    Kristin: Sorry, I missed that.
    Kristin: I can't answer that for you.
    Me: Alright, because I love taking his big penis in my ass, it must be what you call happiness
    The chat session has ended.
    :carling:


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    09-03-2010 11:24 AM #19

    Quote Originally Posted by RICHIE209 View Post
    Will they ship me a bike and helmet or do I have to buy it myself?



    Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
    A representative will be with you shortly.
    Me: Hello?
    Agent [Chad] is ready to assist you.
    Chad: Hello, my name is Chad.
    Chad: How may I help you?
    Me: I'm interested in converting
    Chad: Ok. What do you know already about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?
    Me: Mary banged God and had jesus right?
    Me: But how is she a virgin?
    The chat session has ended.

    lol im guna try that aswel ill tell you how it ends


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    09-03-2010 03:28 PM #20

    This thread=win

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