Post: Fun Things to Do While Ordering Pizza
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09-03-2010, 04:47 PM
#1
AmsterIDam
a Dino Philosopher LOLWUT
2. Change your accent every three seconds.
3. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Tell him/her to cheer you up.
4. Have your pizza shaken, not stirred.
5. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
6. Rent a pizza.
7. Say,“Are you sure this is (insert pizza place name here)?” When they say yes, say,“Prove it!” When they finally prove that is is, start to cry and ask,“
o you know what it’s like to be lied to?”8. Imitate the order takers voice.
9. Order two toppings, then say,“No, they’ll start fighting.”
10. Put them on hold
11. Order a diet water.
12. Order all the toppings that they have, then, just when they get to the door/give you the pizza, open up the box and scream "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I didn't order pepperoni!!"
13. Constantly quote from "Godfather" or "Sopranos"
14.Specifically request the flour must be "made in U.S"
15. Sing your order
16. Claim you're allergic to one of the ingredients but constantly forget what it is
17. Ask what pizza they have, then say "What is Pizza"
18. Ask if they have Chinese food that go with it
19. Claim you're an undercover agent and told the deliver guy to "meet me on the rooftop"
20. Claim you live on Mars and ask NASA to deliver it.
21. Ask if the pizza comes w/ a toy
22. Ask if they can give you a squared pizza because you have allergy to circles
23. Ask if the delivery man can sign the birthday song because you have a party
24. Ask them if they can put some poison on it 'cuz you want to kill your visitors
25. Ask if the delivary man can bring you a movie 'cuz you're so lazy to go for it
26. Ask for a date w/ the lady on the phone
27. Use a foreign language to order (The less known the better-like Nepalnese!
28. Require the writings "Happy Birthday _____(random name)" on the Pizza.
29. Told the receiver "The force is strong in you."
30. Yawn all the way, and at the end of order calim you're sleepy and tell them to hold the pizza for 12 hours.
31. Insist that you ordered salad dressing on your pizza
32. Order toliet water as your drink
33. When someone asks to take your order, sream at them and say, "Hey you {insert insult}. Don't you want to wear some pants," and then pants them
34. When you order, Say you are allergic to tables and must eat in the bathroom
35. Order everything they have on the menu, and leave without paying for it.
37. Claim you're a Health Inspector and you're on your way to check their workplace.(Use cellphone)
38. Ask the guy over whether he has a facebook/myspace
38. Wait outside for the delivery person to come. Once they arrive, sit in the fetal postition rocking back and forth repeating "I'm so cold, I'm so cold."
(Lol my friend did that once. xD)
39. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
40. Imitate the order taker's voice.
41. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
42. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
43. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say, "Sauce smothered with meat."
44. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
45. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
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The following 2 users say thank you to AmsterIDam for this useful post:
There fun. I recommend trying them xD
09-04-2010, 07:10 AM
#14
xXviciousbumXx
At least I can fight
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