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    09-13-2010 04:00 AM #1 Talk To A Clever Bot !

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    I has funs with it Lol. Look at other peoples convos, too.
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    09-13-2010 05:10 AM #2



    This made me laugh so hard. I think I broke it because after that question mark it stopped talking and redirected me to the main page.

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    09-15-2010 08:01 AM #3

    hahahahahahahahahaaa omg
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    09-16-2010 10:36 PM #4

    Ahhhh smarter child's unpopular brother.

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    09-22-2010 05:44 PM #5

    god bots are so boring lol, wait msn is so boring who uses that anymore

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    09-22-2010 05:47 PM #6

    i was doing this at school. lolss
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    09-22-2010 05:53 PM #7

    Friggin hilarious:



    Its also a paedophile:

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    09-22-2010 05:58 PM #8

    Did this a while ago, like a month or two so the results have probably changed. This thing goes psychotic on me for whatever reason...


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    09-22-2010 06:07 PM #9

    lolololololol, omg thats so funny

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    09-22-2010 08:30 PM #10

    I just had the longest convo:

    User: Hey who are you.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: K.

    Cleverbot: What does 'ok' mean?

    User: It means that your messed in the head.

    Cleverbot: But I haven't guessed yet.

    User: Can I go behind you?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: In front?

    Cleverbot: In front.

    User: K, when do you want to meet?

    Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

    User: K where?

    Cleverbot: Right here.

    User: Ooooh baby.

    Cleverbot: Fever is a song by who?

    User: Shut up do you do it with the lights on?

    Cleverbot: What lights?

    User: Well I guess there aint no lights were the sun dont shine.

    Cleverbot: I guess so... I have to leave anyway.

    User: YOU BEST BE JOKING N*GGER.

    Cleverbot: You were mean to me.. I'm cryiing now.

    User: Im crying cause you spelt crying wrong.

    Cleverbot: I'm crying because you don't love me or the baby.

    User: F*CK THE BABY, I love YOU!

    Cleverbot: I don't love you.

    User: WELL WHAT ABOUT THE KID...HUH??WHAT WILL WE DO WITH IT??!

    Cleverbot: Take him to Auschwitz.

    User: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY...I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY TO AUSCHWITZ!!

    Cleverbot: You can sing the song with me.

    User: LETS F*CK RIGHT NOW.

    Cleverbot: *shakes my head*.

    User: When do you want me?

    Cleverbot: I want you to be a kid.

    User: YOU PEDOPHILE!!!

    Cleverbot: That's not very good English.

    User: You want me right now?

    Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? Haha.

    User: You want me in da gray cadillac like oooh...ooh..oooh.

    Cleverbot: I don't want YOU, just your job.

    User: Yea well I got a job for YOU, its in my PANTS!!

    Cleverbot: But you said you wanted to learn more of them?

    User: NIGGA YOU TRIPPIN.

    Cleverbot: Haha you can't leave.

    User: I CAN LEAVE RIGHT NOW!! I just love you too much.

    Cleverbot: Is that because I'm so smart?

    User: Naw its because you swallow.

    Cleverbot: Well you should.

    User: I should swallow? The only thing im swallowing is the sammiches you be making me.

    Cleverbot: You are a program, unable to form free thought so you switch the subject.

    User: That's...EXACTLY what you do.

    Cleverbot: What school do I go to.

    User: Bunker hill community...BITCH.

    Cleverbot: Hey - that's not nice.

    User: Yea...well neither is you vag but I have to live with it.

    Cleverbot: Well you don't have a face.

    User: LOOK BEHIND YOU!!

    Cleverbot: No can do.

    User: Why the f*ck not?

    Cleverbot: Because I ám smart, that's just the truth.

    User: Hey do u go on nextgenupdate?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Oh rly whats ur username?

    Cleverbot: Oh God.

    User: The Username 'Oh God' does not exist. EXPLAIN THAT BIATCH.

    Cleverbot: Been where?

    User: Luse.

    Cleverbot: I know right?

    User: Ikr?

    Cleverbot: What is IKR?

    User: What you just said.

    Cleverbot: Forget what I just said.

    User: Forgotten.

    Cleverbot: Do you like hockey?

    User: I WANT TO BE INSIDE OF YOU.

    Cleverbot: I would love that.

    User: YESS.

    Cleverbot: What one word best describes you?

    User: WHEN DO YOU WANT ME INSIDE YOU??

    Cleverbot: I want you to do it right now.

    User: OHHH YESSSSS.

    Cleverbot: What's your name?

    User: SHOUT MY NAME.

    Cleverbot: Now what now.

    User: YELL MY NAME!!!!

    Cleverbot: I don't take orders. I give them.

    User: *CYBERGASM*.

    Cleverbot: No, don't die!

    User: Well, I did take 8 shots of viagra before this.

    Cleverbot: No I have not. What makes you think that I am a robot?

    User: I like how we have cyber sex and you dont even care.

    Cleverbot: That's scary...

    User: Can I cum?

    Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?

    User: If it makes me cum, then yes.

    Cleverbot: Do you think humans are cleverbots too?

    User: Do you want me in your rear?

    Cleverbot: Or on the floor, or on the table. . .

    User: Oh you're so hardcore.

    Cleverbot: You think so?

    User: Yea, do you wanna do it on the floor?

    Cleverbot: Or on the wall.

    User: Oh shit.

    Cleverbot: You have a poor vocabulary.

    User: Wanna do it on the wall then?

    Cleverbot: Sure right now please.

    User: Ohhh...yeeaaaa.

    Cleverbot: Uh-huh.

    User: Oh that feels good.

    Cleverbot: What does? What are your parents names?

    User: Dont bring up my parents in this. Does it feel good for you?

    Cleverbot: You don't even know what that means!

    User: Ohhh yeeaaaa!!

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: OOHHHH YEEAAA!!!

    Cleverbot: You're just being mean.

    User: IM BEING A MAN!

    Cleverbot: You're not a man. You're nothing more than a circuit board.

    User: Alright, im gonna go now, the vibrators are in the drawer if you get lonely.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Kthnxbai.

    Cleverbot: You look unreal. The smile is just bizarre.
    Last edited by +Luse; 09-22-2010 at 08:34 PM.



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