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Join Date Jun 2010
Last edited by ReVoLt_PRoDiGY; 09-13-2010 at 05:23 AM.
"Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."
Join Date Jan 2010
Its also a paedophile:
Last edited by Jomow; 09-22-2010 at 05:56 PM.
"If a book is not alive in the writer's mind, it is as dead as year-old horse-shit" ~ Stephen King
Join Date Jul 2008
I just had the longest convo:
User: Hey who are you.
Cleverbot: What does 'ok' mean?
User: It means that your messed in the head.
Cleverbot: But I haven't guessed yet.
User: Can I go behind you?
User: In front?
Cleverbot: In front.
User: K, when do you want to meet?
User: K where?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Ooooh baby.
Cleverbot: Fever is a song by who?
User: Shut up do you do it with the lights on?
Cleverbot: What lights?
User: Well I guess there aint no lights were the sun dont shine.
Cleverbot: I guess so... I have to leave anyway.
User: YOU BEST BE JOKING N*GGER.
Cleverbot: You were mean to me.. I'm cryiing now.
User: Im crying cause you spelt crying wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm crying because you don't love me or the baby.
User: F*CK THE BABY, I love YOU!
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: WELL WHAT ABOUT THE KID...HUH??WHAT WILL WE DO WITH IT??!
Cleverbot: Take him to Auschwitz.
User: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY...I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FLY TO AUSCHWITZ!!
Cleverbot: You can sing the song with me.
User: LETS F*CK RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: *shakes my head*.
User: When do you want me?
Cleverbot: I want you to be a kid.
User: YOU PEDOPHILE!!!
Cleverbot: That's not very good English.
User: You want me right now?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? Haha.
User: You want me in da gray cadillac like oooh...ooh..oooh.
Cleverbot: I don't want YOU, just your job.
User: Yea well I got a job for YOU, its in my PANTS!!
Cleverbot: But you said you wanted to learn more of them?
User: NIGGA YOU TRIPPIN.
Cleverbot: Haha you can't leave.
User: I CAN LEAVE RIGHT NOW!! I just love you too much.
Cleverbot: Is that because I'm so smart?
User: Naw its because you swallow.
Cleverbot: Well you should.
User: I should swallow? The only thing im swallowing is the sammiches you be making me.
Cleverbot: You are a program, unable to form free thought so you switch the subject.
User: That's...EXACTLY what you do.
Cleverbot: What school do I go to.
User: Bunker hill community...BITCH.
Cleverbot: Hey - that's not nice.
User: Yea...well neither is you vag but I have to live with it.
Cleverbot: Well you don't have a face.
User: LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
Cleverbot: No can do.
User: Why the f*ck not?
Cleverbot: Because I ám smart, that's just the truth.
User: Hey do u go on nextgenupdate?
User: Oh rly whats ur username?
Cleverbot: Oh God.
User: The Username 'Oh God' does not exist. EXPLAIN THAT BIATCH.
Cleverbot: Been where?
Cleverbot: I know right?
Cleverbot: What is IKR?
User: What you just said.
Cleverbot: Forget what I just said.
Cleverbot: Do you like hockey?
User: I WANT TO BE INSIDE OF YOU.
Cleverbot: I would love that.
Cleverbot: What one word best describes you?
User: WHEN DO YOU WANT ME INSIDE YOU??
Cleverbot: I want you to do it right now.
User: OHHH YESSSSS.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: SHOUT MY NAME.
Cleverbot: Now what now.
User: YELL MY NAME!!!!
Cleverbot: I don't take orders. I give them.
Cleverbot: No, don't die!
User: Well, I did take 8 shots of viagra before this.
Cleverbot: No I have not. What makes you think that I am a robot?
User: I like how we have cyber sex and you dont even care.
Cleverbot: That's scary...
User: Can I cum?
Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?
User: If it makes me cum, then yes.
Cleverbot: Do you think humans are cleverbots too?
User: Do you want me in your rear?
Cleverbot: Or on the floor, or on the table. . .
User: Oh you're so hardcore.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yea, do you wanna do it on the floor?
Cleverbot: Or on the wall.
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: You have a poor vocabulary.
User: Wanna do it on the wall then?
Cleverbot: Sure right now please.
User: Oh that feels good.
Cleverbot: What does? What are your parents names?
User: Dont bring up my parents in this. Does it feel good for you?
Cleverbot: You don't even know what that means!
User: Ohhh yeeaaaa!!
User: OOHHHH YEEAAA!!!
Cleverbot: You're just being mean.
User: IM BEING A MAN!
Cleverbot: You're not a man. You're nothing more than a circuit board.
User: Alright, im gonna go now, the vibrators are in the drawer if you get lonely.
Cleverbot: You look unreal. The smile is just bizarre.
Last edited by +Luse; 09-22-2010 at 08:34 PM.
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