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First of all, the definition:
To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex (One who prevents another from scoring sexually.) :carling:
My Story: One time my friend was talking to this fine chick at school, and I had an idea You must login or register to view this content.. "I'm going to cock block this bitch!".Once he was going to get this girls number I *pants him. You should of seen his face,he was so embarrassed and she didn't know what to do,so she walked off =D.We're still cool though:cool:

-Now tell me your story if you have one. I know it's not the best thing to do, but is fun to see peoples reactions (I'm an ass sometimes )

I walked into a chicken once

Once, my friend was gonna get laid cause he was talkin with this smokin hot girl at the bar, then I yelled "HEY SHANE, HOW ARE THEM AIDS GOIN?" He stabbed me in the arm afterwards

Now that's what you call a COCK BLOCK!!!

I cock blocked a few months ago without even realising. Me and some mates went out round town on the piss, early hours in morning we ended up going to this girls house for a party (wasnt much of a party), anyway by this time im legless and cant really remember shit, but the next day my mate rings me up and was like "You whinging basterd! I coulda shagged that bird lastnight" And i was like eh? Apparently him and this girl was about to do their thing and i walk in to her bedroom and started whining about how i want my ex back, but it would never work blah blah and wouldnt leave the room. After a while this girl got bored and told us all to do one basically. Hahaha! I didnt feel sorry for him though, the dick head should of just thrown me out. That's his fault, not mine Mwahaha

Too many times man, not in that "Cockblock nobody likes" way though. I just cockblock close friends who are trying to bag the same girl as I am.

Couple days ago one of my buds got dumped, he wasn't depressed or anything so we were out and he was trying to get girls. He starts talking to a friend of one of the girls we were with (obviously trying to get some) and I randomly say "Yo ______ didn't your girlfriend dump you for being clingy?".

It was all for the lulz

ha i got cock blocked...i got dumped for it too...she didnt like how my friends smoke and knew i didnt but my friends went to her house one night and convinced her i do and she dumped me....now one of thems with her **** YOU ALEX

I don't cock block, they cock block me. F*gg*t friends doesn't want me to lose virginity.

My mate was talking to this girl and I went up to him and pretended to be his boyfriend... Yeah... awkward as ****. Very very funny when he realized why she stopped talking to him.

plenty times.. collage/uni is fun for doing that.. my room mate was just about to score... 10 of us ran in with eggs tomatos waterbloons and flour.... well lets say he didnt get his hole and spent a long time cleaning up