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12-29-2010, 03:36 AM #1

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12-29-2010, 03:40 AM #2

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Yo mother is sooooo stoooooopid, that she had to put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind.

12-29-2010, 03:44 AM #3

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

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12-29-2010, 03:44 AM #4

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yo mum so stupid she tried to make a fish drown, classix joke

12-29-2010, 03:49 AM #5

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I have a good one... this isn't a mother joke... but this is hillarious... "Yo Daddy so old, he has to put his dick in the freezer just to get it hard." LOL

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12-29-2010, 04:01 AM #6

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Yo mama is so black, I can't see her in the dark.

Sorry if your black.

12-29-2010, 04:53 AM #7

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Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo Momma ls like a pool table, balls go in and balls come out.
Yo Momma is like a Shotgun, 3 cocks and she's loaded.
Yo Momma is like a Broken Vacuum, she only blows.
Yo Momma is like a TV, everyone turns her on.

12-29-2010, 04:57 AM #8

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Yo momma so fat, that when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 seasons of The Hills. :p

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12-29-2010, 05:05 AM #9

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You momma so neglectful she let her 10 year old post a thread about yo mama jokes three years after they stopped being funny

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12-29-2010, 05:06 AM #10

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Originally posted by Cudder

You momma so neglectful she let her 10 year old post a thread about yo mama jokes three years after they stopped being funny

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL now thats funny Dancing