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Gregory Liascos
Camouflage might work well in nature, but it really stands out in the police station. Oregon investigators believe Gregory Liascos, 36, was wearing this "ghillie" camouflage when he attempted to break into the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals last week. After setting off alarms, the suspect allegedly fled into a wooded area nearby. Officers only found Liascos when a police dog bit what appeared to be a patch of grass -- and the foliage yelped in pain. (Photo from Washington County Sheriff's Office / AP)

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George Jolicoeur
George Jolicoeur, a 600-pound Florida man with a long record of scamming restaurants and convenience stores, pleaded no contest April 1 to five charges that he sought refunds by making false claims, including one that a $50 order of beef jerky from a 7-Eleven was moldy. Prosecutors declined to seek jail time, deciding Jolicoeur was simply too fat to incarcerate. If he had been jailed, the state would have been responsible for his medical bills. (Photo from Seminole County Sheriff's Office)

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Elizabeth Athenia Progris
A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term "internal medicine." Law enforcement officials in Florida say they saw a bag of drugs fall from between Elizabeth Athenia Progris's legs after she showered in a county jail. The 22-year-old, identified as a "dancer/housewife," was drying off when a deputy reportedly saw a clear bag drop "from her genital area to the floor by her feet." The bag contained pills which were later identified as Xanax. (Photo from Martin County Sheriff's Office)

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Andrew Whiteman
Here's what happens when you mix "Twilight" and moonshine. According to police, Andrew Whiteman drunkenly attempted to break into a drugstore on April 17, then claimed to be an immortal vampire who was more than 100 years old. The 21-year-old allegedly told police in New Russia Township, Ohio, that he wanted to drink their blood and eat a female law enforcement official's kidney. (Photo from Lorain County Sheriff's Deparment)

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Forrest V. Frankenstein Jr.
Is this man a monster? Not only does Forrest V. Frankenstein Jr. share a name with a famed Mary Shelley character, he's also got a gash on his forehead reminiscent of Frankenstein's signature scar. This Frankenstein is accused of threatening to stab deputies at a Toby Keith concert in Ohio, then kicking out the window of a squad car, and banging his face against a partition inside another police vehicle. He has been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated, vandalism and menacing. (Photo from Hamilton County Sheriff's Office)

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Levi Detweiler
Levi Detweiler, a 17-year-old Amish youth, is accused of leading police in New York state on a low-speed, one-mile chase on July 18 when he allegedly refused to pull over while driving his horse and buggy. He was charged with possession of alcohol and "overdriving an animal." (Photo from Cattaraugus County Sheriff's Office)

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Bernadette Music
Here's a time when you shouldn't call police. According to law enforcement officials, Ohio resident Bernadette Music dialed 911 multiple times and asked operators to help her find a date, tying up two dispatchers so they couldn't respond to other emergency calls. She has been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated. (Photo from Hamilton County Sheriff's Office)

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Jesse Thornhill
Assault suspect Jesse Thornhill's distinctive body modifications -- including those horns -- make his mug shot easily recognizable. The 28-year-old Tulsa, Okla., man is accused of trying to run over his landlord in a minivan. (Photo from Tulsa County Sheriff's Office)

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Kristina Ross
Real doctors conduct breast examinations in their offices. Phony doctors conduct breast examinations in bars. Kristina Ross, 37, has been charged with practicing medicine without a license after she allegedly offered breast exams to bar patrons in Boise, Idaho. (Photo from Ada County Sheriff's Office)

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Anthony Brandon Gonzalez
Police in Pueblo County, Colo., didn't have a hard time linking burglary suspect Anthony Brandon Gonzalez to a home invasion in May. The victim of the crime said one of the perps had the words "East Side" tattooed on his upper lip. (Photo from Pueblo County Sheriffs Office / AP)

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Joy Cassidy
Police say Joy Cassidy didn't hold the mayo. The 74-year-old is suspected of pouring mayonnaise into a library return box -- and investigators think she might be behind about 10 other recent condiment crimes in which library books were damaged in Boise, Idaho. (Photo from Photo provided by Ada County Jail)


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Rolando Negrin
Transportation Security Administration employee Rolando Negrin couldn't take a joke. According to police, Negrin beat a co-worker at Miami International Airport with a baton after the colleague made jokes about the size of Negrin's penis while testing a full-body scanner. (Photo from Miami Dade Police)

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Mark Fiasco
Getting arrested for drug possession doesn't have to be a complete buzz kill. Deputies in Florida arrested Mark Fiasco, but at least they helped him find his long-lost bong. Officers pulled over the 23-year-old in October and discovered 29.3 grams of marijuana in the trunk of his car -- where they also found a pipe he allegedly said he hadn't seen for seven years. Fiasco was arrested and charged, but reportedly thanked police for finding the missing bong. (Photo from Manatee County Sheriff's Office)

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Melodi Dushane
When Melodi Dushane ordered Chicken McNuggets at a Toledo McDonald's, she was told the restaurant was only serving breakfast at that time. She allegedly punched a drive-through window, shattering the glass, before driving off. She was charged Jan. 4 with felony vandalism. (Photo from Toledo Police Department)


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Kenneth Bonds
Cops in Tennessee say they've arrested a man who thought he was the fashion police. Kenneth Bonds is accused of shooting a 17-year-old in the buttocks because the teen refused to pull up his sagging pants on Sept. 25. (Photo from Shelby County Sheriff's Office)

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Hahaha nice one. #9 is ****ed up. His horns lol.

haha these people are ****tards
i like the old lady with the mayonnaise

I really hope that guy lost a bet and didn't honestly believe it would be cool to tattoo eastside on his lip.

****ing lol at #9 him --> :evil:

#3 looks like a thumb haha

whats with the funky horns lol.

Number 15. Theres a video of that on youtube lol

1st looks dumb and scary