Okay... so are you a "New ***" or an "Old ***"... no matter what you are some sort of ***, thats one generalization you wont get away from here at NGU. But there are plenty of them that you can make sure you don't get yourself classified as. This is going to have some comedy in it, but the tips will be taken seriously so enjoy it, but read it as well.
So whats a generalization? Well you just joined so obviously you are new, and since we are all ***s here you are a new ***... thats a generalization just because you are new and we are all ***s, you are a new ***. Other generalizations can be commonly found everywhere on the internet such as trolls, back seat mods, ass kissers, grammar police, and grammar failures.
God... no one likes them, they ruin threads and think they are making a contribution but truth be told they are just racking up the douche points.
So you dont want to be a troll? Okay simple, be considerate and dont be ignorant. If someone posted the same thing more than once, dont be the 100th person to tell them its been posted before.
...wow, these never get old. You can sit in the shoutbox all day or look at a post posted by a revered member and just watch them on there knees kissing ass like they were paid to do so. Cool, you want the mods and admins to notice you, but they aren't seeing you the way you want to be seen when all you do is tell them that they have sexy legs, and the things you would do to them in bed if you had a chance... no
dont want to be an ass kisser? easssssyyy! Every time you want to be noticed by someone, try and go along with their topics... dont just agree with everything they say! You have a voice, use it, it will bring you somewhere in life.
haha okay we get it, you think jooz all smerts and stuff because you have a 2nd year high school edumuhcation. But seriously all you are doing is becoming a cliché. Every post you see at least one person. "Dude its they're not there or their...", "come onnnnn mann it's not its!!". my response "Dewddd come on your post is liek totally irrelevant to this topic!!".
Its an easy lifestyle change to get rid of that little grammar police badge you've got sitting on your tabble at home. Just ignore the small grammar errors, 50+% of this community is in high school or lower, and obviously they are going to have issues with their grammar. Save your grammar rants for the topics that don't make any sense.
I'm not trying to sound hypocritical here but hey these people do get generalized. If you have trouble with your grammar and are constantly mixing up things like their, they're and there, then you are going to fall into this category whether you like it or not.
Want to leave this category? Pass english... or take english classes. The errors you see all the time can be encouraged to get rid of in a matter of days.
yeah you, the one who is sitting in the corner waiting for that FREE FTP!! ZOMGGG! You are the people who sit around on the internet all day thinking hey people made this for me... why share it if we can't take it... well you can take it but hey lets use some common courtesy and give something back, how about 10 posts or ya knowww maybe a donation to the website... wow what a novel idea! donating to a website that gets you free stuff!
this is the easiest one to break... just post, be active, gettttt involved for christ's sake!
The Back Seat Mod
HEY! STICKY THIS!!! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY STICKY THIS!! WHY DIDN'T YOU STICKY THIS?!!! GOD BAN HIM! You broke the rules! im reporting all your threads! Im -reping your posts! god the mods are going to hate you (and loooooveee me) for what you just did!
yeahhh.. No. shut up. Basically you are making their lives hectic and easier at the same time, mainly because the members hate you for back seat modding and dont hate the mods because they silence you.
This one will most likely be the hardest to stop... its a habit for most people to try and have things their way and when there are mods on this site, that keeps them from having their way sooo they try and enforce the mods way themselves. What you should just try and do is keep quiet, if a mod feels like they have to do something they will, your opinion isn't that much of a deal breaker.
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no! stop. you are not the shit.. you are not gods gift to this earth (those are kit kat bars and hot coeds) when you realize that then you will be out of this category.
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