(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A fancy lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods. Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with crap, crossed her path.

“Oh, dear,” exclaimed the lady, “Come on, I’ll clean you!” She took a Kleenex from her purse and did a good cleaning.

She walked on a little farther and another duck, with crap all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird.

Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem. And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale.

She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling, “Hey, lady!”

“Yes?” she responded.

“Do you have a Kleenex?” asked the voice from the bushes.

“No, not anymore,” she answered.

“Too bad, I’ll have to use another duck.”

Haha, that was actually funny .

The first joke you posted was funny, you're pushing it with this one. How about you just give us the link to the site you got these from instead of clogging up this section. Sorry to be a dick but if you did this every time you saw a funny joke this whole section would be full of them.

This is even worse than the other joke. /facepalm

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ROFLMA! Sick F@ck!!! :puke:

thats ones dumb....

I cant stop laughing.................... LMAO

Lol yeah really this is funny as hell