Post: Youre Famous Drunken Quotes
04-30-2011, 06:06 PM #1
Tully96
I'm A Cookie!
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Okay so I'm 14 and I just had my first drink last night and I feel like I got hit by a train or some shit. I was told that I said some pretty random and funny shit.

Post here some of your most funny drunken quotes here!

Here is some of mine:

"How much does a good hooker cost?"
"Somebody needs to stop playing peek-a-boo with my butthole"
Why are you so sexy on the weekends after I pay you?"


They may not be that good but its a start for the first time. Sorry I dont have any pictures

Ill update it with others if you pm me and ask if I can put it in.

Tully96
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04-30-2011, 06:19 PM #2
iTruceFret
[move]From now on, call me DRAGON.[/move]
I've always been too drunk to remember the shit I say....But I apparently on New Years, at this redneck **** of a club where I live, this like, 45 year old chick made out with me while I was waiting in line to get another beer. Not Happy or Sad

They said she was basically....trying to eat my face off.
04-30-2011, 08:00 PM #3
xFutterr
Wolves are superior.
"Give me a hug" *girl comes towards me* "No not you, you're fat".

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04-30-2011, 08:05 PM #4
Tully96
I'm A Cookie!
Originally posted by xFutterr View Post
"Give me a hug" *girl comes towards me* "No not you, you're fat".


Lol. I'm not drinking again. I feel like shit. I was completely wrecked from 4shots of straight vodka
04-30-2011, 08:23 PM #5
anddrew
League Champion
Originally posted by Tully96 View Post
Lol. I'm not drinking again. I feel like shit. I was completely wrecked from 4shots of straight vodka


I had 7 on Thursday; 1 shot, and then 2 triple shots.
DEFINITELY not doing again!

My quote "I am not drunk"/"I am okay"
or the best yet:
Originally posted by another user
Mum: have you been drinking?
Me: nkoooo.....
Mum: why are you slurring your words?
Me: yeaaaahhh...

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04-30-2011, 08:33 PM #6
Stub Hero
Laying low low low
Originally posted by Tully96 View Post
Okay so I'm 14 and I just had my first drink last night

Tully96


Drink? I bet you had a cheap night :p

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04-30-2011, 08:39 PM #7
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
My favorite drunken quote is "sex4rep?".

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04-30-2011, 08:49 PM #8
Tully96
I'm A Cookie!
Originally posted by Sub
Drink? I bet you had a cheap night :p


Ha funny **** :carling:

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Wow, I like the second one. Lol
04-30-2011, 08:58 PM #9
SweatyMidgets
Swagger Swagger
Originally posted by Tully96 View Post
Okay so I'm 14 and I just had my first drink last night and I feel like I got hit by a train or some shit. I was told that I said some pretty random and funny shit.

Post here some of your most funny drunken quotes here!

Here is some of mine:

"How much does a good hooker cost?"
"Somebody needs to stop playing peek-a-boo with my butthole"
Why are you so sexy on the weekends after I pay you?"


They may not be that good but its a start for the first time. Sorry I dont have any pictures

Ill update it with others if you pm me and ask if I can put it in.

Tully96

Isn't "Somebody needs to stop playing peek-a-boo with my butthole" from one of larry the cable guys movie?
04-30-2011, 09:02 PM #10
LordOlliee
< ^ > < ^ >
My mate Missed the pussy and got the ass.

Unlucky him


I once got told that i randomly went up to a girl and said, Blow me.
Dont remember it though ~:(

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