(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); In this thread i'll be teaching you all the methods of falling asleep in school and not getting caught... hopefully lol.

the classes you're are most likely to get away with sleeping:

-When you have old teachers
-When you have friendly, quiet teachers
-When you're in bottom class
-When you've watching a movie


You can't get away with sleeping if you're:

-The most talkative in the class
-The class clown
-The teachers pet
-Sitting up the front
-The lost souls of 1000 babies
-Good in classes so the teacher doesn't care


How to sleep in class:

-Hide your face at all times even if it's uncomfortable(hair or use your arm)
-Sit around back corner
-Try and get a friend to cover for you (just say i'm going to sleep wake me up if a teacher comes)
-Try and look down at your book so it just looks like you're really in to your book and love school


If you get caught:

-Say you were resting your eyes, slow motion blinking or your eyes were dry and you needed to close them
-Admit it say sorry sir/miss i feel asleep by accident or say sorry ****head ur class is ****ing shit as you ****face ****head now let me go back to sleep ****face and go suck a dick u man whore! (advise not saying that unless you're really pissed off)
-Pretend you're dead, or sick


please provide some examples we all need some tips on how to sleep in class lol.

I try to sleep but I'm afraid my teacher will see and lecture me about how little sleep he got last night saving a homeless man from rabid dogs or something.

thats why u must only sleep iwth some teachers

You sleep with your teachers? WTF dude?

only if they are hot :carling:

Just take a sleeping bag and a pillow and sleep like a boss, right on the floor in front of the class. Maybe even bring a tent.

My tip: Do good in your classes so the teacher doesn't care. Example: in my math class I basically sit in the desk right in front of the teacher and he doesn't care, even if it is extremely noticeable that I sleep. Also in Biology I was sleeping (in the front of the class) and my friend poked me to wake me up. The teacher though my friend had a phone.

I wish someone from my school reads this, gets caught, and pretends to be dead.
That'd be epic.

Camper. :carling: