Post: Females of NextGenUpdate, Please read and consider...
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06-28-2011, 06:27 PM
#1
I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
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tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
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06-28-2011, 06:48 PM
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06-28-2011, 06:50 PM
#6
PressXForSex
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
how so?
gosh, i try to get some female company on this gaming forum and get called "sick" by others just for attempting to better myself...stop trolling you fugging dooshbag!!1
gosh, i try to get some female company on this gaming forum and get called "sick" by others just for attempting to better myself...stop trolling you fugging dooshbag!!1
I mean what u call them try getting a girl callign them
bitches, girls, females, titty owners, women of NextGenUpdate,
06-28-2011, 06:54 PM
#7
ⒿⒺⒷⓇⓄ
At least I can fight
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I got proof that you are a serial killer. :fyea:
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Forgot yo quote you.:fa:
I got proof that you are a serial killer. :fyea:
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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
HI bitches, girls, females, titty owners, women of NextGenUpdate,
I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
Here's a pic of myself
You must login or register to view this content.
Let me know, thanks.
tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
I wanna get to know you. I'm 6'4'' 240lbs and have a cool spartan beard.
I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no intentions of committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship or just a lovely evening (and rest assured that this one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone ever for any reason.
A good trait about me is my lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you", then they usually follow up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me.". At this point, I tell them that they are absolutely 99% right.
And there is no way I can murder because I am always seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I was to ever come up as a suspect in a murder trial, which WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN[ED].
Here's a pic of myself
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Let me know, thanks.
tl;dr - Date me, I won't murder you.
Forgot yo quote you.:fa:
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06-28-2011, 06:58 PM
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DiJiTaLGoDz
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06-28-2011, 07:00 PM
#9
Originally posted by Odoerfer
I mean what u call them try getting a girl callign them
bitches, girls, females, titty owners, women of NextGenUpdate,
bitches, girls, females, titty owners, women of NextGenUpdate,
okay, I shall take this as constructive criticism and edit out the parts that you think are "sick".
Originally posted by 9407
You're LYING, that's clearly edited by yourself to try and deter the females from me, stop being a damn cockblocker!
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