Im not talking about no One Ok
Your momma is so old that powdered milk squirts out her nipples
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Join Date May 2011
Your momma is so fat, when she gets a cut bacon grease falls out,
Your momma is like a gum ball machine, 25 cents and everyone gets a turn
Your momma like like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
Join Date Feb 2010
Your momma is so fat That when she died,Jesus can't lift up her spirit
Your momma is so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat people called her taxi
Your momma is so fat she wear ironed Pants
Join Date Jun 2010
Membership Former Staff
Your mom is like a vacuum. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
I know it's not mine, and it's old. But I remember it well ;D
Join Date May 2009
Membership Elite Founder
Your mother is like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Join Date Oct 2010
Your mum is so fat she uses cheats for Wii Fit.
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