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Thread: |POLL| the best Yo momma Joke U think


  1. Cod4-Codes French Fries

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    07-10-2011 08:42 PM #1 |POLL| the best Yo momma Joke U think

    Im not talking about no One Ok


    Your momma is so old that powdered milk squirts out her nipples


    HAHHA LOL

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    07-10-2011 08:44 PM #2

    Your momma is so fat, when she gets a cut bacon grease falls out,
    Your momma is like a gum ball machine, 25 cents and everyone gets a turn
    Your momma like like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

    xD

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    07-10-2011 08:48 PM #3

    Your mum is a bitch & needs to get back to making me crumpets.

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    07-10-2011 08:50 PM #4

    Your momma is so fat That when she died,Jesus can't lift up her spirit
    Your momma is so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat people called her taxi
    Your momma is so fat she wear ironed Pants

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    07-10-2011 09:03 PM #5

    Your mother is so fat, she most likely has a high chance of cardiac arrest.


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    07-10-2011 09:08 PM #6

    Yo Mamma is so fat, the only way to get her in a family photo is from space.
    Yo momma so ugly, warthogs call her queen.

    That's all I have right now.

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    07-10-2011 09:10 PM #7

    Your mom is like a vacuum. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.


    I know it's not mine, and it's old. But I remember it well ;D
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    07-10-2011 09:20 PM #8

    Yo momma is so stupid, she gave birth to a "yo momma" thread creator.

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    07-10-2011 09:35 PM #9

    Your mother is like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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    07-10-2011 09:37 PM #10

    Your mum is so fat she uses cheats for Wii Fit.
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