|POLL| the best Yo momma Joke U think

[Cod4-Codes]

Im not talking about no One Ok


Your momma is so old that powdered milk squirts out her nipples


HAHHA LOL

[Armyj2k9]

Your momma is so fat, when she gets a cut bacon grease falls out,
Your momma is like a gum ball machine, 25 cents and everyone gets a turn
Your momma like like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

xD

[Sexy Solo]

Your mum is a bitch & needs to get back to making me crumpets. :enzo:

[oHai My Name Is]

Your momma is so fat That when she died,Jesus can't lift up her spirit =D
Your momma is so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat people called her taxi
Your momma is so fat she wear ironed Pants

[Team Six]

Your mother is so fat, she most likely has a high chance of cardiac arrest.

:enzo:

[ghostbear]

Yo Mamma is so fat, the only way to get her in a family photo is from space.
Yo momma so ugly, warthogs call her queen.

That's all I have right now.

[Winning]

Your mom is like a vacuum. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.


I know it's not mine, and it's old. But I remember it well ;D

[SMarT]

Yo momma is so stupid, she gave birth to a "yo momma" thread creator.

[Grumpy]

Your mother is like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

[Slashey]

Your mum is so fat she uses cheats for Wii Fit. =D