(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Dear mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

AND ALSO THIS IS FAKE SO STOP TROLLING, besides im 18 in college

my mom would beat me twice as hard if I said something like this, one for lying and two for bad grades kay:

ya i dont have a boyfriend lol and i dont like that kinda thing sooo lol

How about Dear mom, I have a girlfriend, not boyfriend :confused:

you do know this is fake :carling:

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this is fake :carling: im 18 in college

yes, yes i do

It's okay dude , I'm here for you. . . .

My mom thinks an A- is a bad grade. Seriously.

I get average grades...A's,B's and C's.

I'm on a better level than you, A*