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    Love.
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    Post the best lie, so your mom does not get mad when seeing your report card

    Dear mum,

    I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

    I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

    I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

    His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

    We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


    Wish us luck
    Katie

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    I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

    AND ALSO THIS IS FAKE SO STOP TROLLING, besides im 18 in college
    Last edited by Love.; 09-07-2011 at 08:04 PM.
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    Swede
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    my mom would beat me twice as hard if I said something like this, one for lying and two for bad grades
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    ya i dont have a boyfriend lol and i dont like that kinda thing sooo lol
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    How about Dear mom, I have a girlfriend, not boyfriend
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    Love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Jakob- View Post
    How about Dear mom, I have a girlfriend, not boyfriend
    you do know this is fake :carling:

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    Quote Originally Posted by oveV View Post
    That is the worst excuse I have ever heard. Man up and show her the report card and get on with it in that situation.
    this is fake :carling: im 18 in college
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    Quote Originally Posted by Love. View Post
    you do know this is fake :carling:

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    this is fake :carling: im 18 in college
    yes, yes i do
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo View Post
    My parents have already given up caring about me :fa:
    It's okay dude , I'm here for you. . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by PleaseBuyMyCat View Post
    Just get good grades and you won't have to worry about a paper saying you're stupid =D
    My mom thinks an A- is a bad grade. Seriously.
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    I get average grades...A's,B's and C's.
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    I'm on a better level than you, A*
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