Post: Public embarrassment
09-29-2011, 03:38 AM #1
xShadow
Pr0n ftw
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Have you ever farted in public? Or, have you ever had to go to the bathroom so bad that you had to run, in PUBLIC? I know I have, one day when I was in school, I had to go take a shit, I couldn't hold it for too long, the teacher said that if it was emergency then I should write a pass to the bathroom, so I wrote a pass and headed straight for the bathroom, when I got out of that classroom, the shit was right there, I couldn't hold crap, so I ran and as soon as I made my first step, a little fart came out me, I ran as fast as I could, and I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I had to enter the nurse's office ASAP and asked them if I could use their bathroom, that shit was so ****ing embarrassing, think about it, a group of people just there starring at you, and when I went in the bathroom, there was a girl inside of it, she wasn't doing nothing, she was just standing there, I was like "Get out!" and got her out of the bathroom. Post your experiences!
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09-29-2011, 03:42 AM #2
getxscared
Space Ninja
Originally posted by xShadow
Have you ever farted in public? Or, have you ever had to go to the bathroom so bad that you had to run, in PUBLIC? I know I have, one day when I was in school, I had to go take a shit, I couldn't hold it for too long, the teacher said that if it was emergency then I should write a pass to the bathroom, so I wrote a pass and headed straight for the bathroom, when I got out of that classroom, the shit was right there, I couldn't hold crap, so I ran and as soon as I made my first step, a little fart came out me, I ran as fast as I could, and I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I had to enter the nurse's office ASAP and asked them if I could use their bathroom, that shit was so ****ing embarrassing, and when I went in the bathroom, there was a girl inside of it, she wasn't doing nothing, she was just standing there, I was like "Get out!" and got her out of the bathroom. Post your experiences!



I shitted in a pool at a campground.
I wet my pants at a skating rink.
I farted 3 times in a row in 1st grade. :fyea:
I crop dust customers at my work in a grocery store.

I am not embarrassed.

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09-29-2011, 03:47 AM #3
xShadow
Pr0n ftw
Originally posted by getxscared View Post
I shitted in a pool at a campground.
I wet my pants at a skating rink.
I farted 3 times in a row in 1st grade. :fyea:
I crop dust customers at my work in a grocery store.

I am not embarrassed.


Hehehe but don't they stare at you and be like "Ewww"
09-29-2011, 03:49 AM #4
getxscared
Space Ninja
Originally posted by xShadow
Hehehe but don't they stare at you and be like "Ewww"


I was little at the camp ground.
I didn't even care at the skating rink.
I made people laugh in first grade. Awesome face
Some customers are dicks and deserve it.
09-29-2011, 04:06 AM #5
Pichu
RIP PICHU.
Out of laughter I pissed my pants, I was 2 hours away from getting new pants and to cover it up jumped in a puddle of water to make it look like water instead of piss.
09-29-2011, 04:08 AM #6
MavyFX
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by xShadow
Have you ever farted in public? Or, have you ever had to go to the bathroom so bad that you had to run, in PUBLIC? I know I have, one day when I was in school, I had to go take a shit, I couldn't hold it for too long, the teacher said that if it was emergency then I should write a pass to the bathroom, so I wrote a pass and headed straight for the bathroom, when I got out of that classroom, the shit was right there, I couldn't hold crap, so I ran and as soon as I made my first step, a little fart came out me, I ran as fast as I could, and I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I had to enter the nurse's office ASAP and asked them if I could use their bathroom, that shit was so ****ing embarrassing, think about it, a group of people just there starring at you, and when I went in the bathroom, there was a girl inside of it, she wasn't doing nothing, she was just standing there, I was like "Get out!" and got her out of the bathroom. Post your experiences!


at least you didn't shit yourself.
09-29-2011, 04:26 AM #7
Chaz
Tremble Underfoot
Most embarrasing moment? I decided to ask my friends who Chuck Norris was. Next thing I remember, I woke up with obvious signs of anal seepage and a footprint on my face from
an almost certain roundhouse kick.

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09-29-2011, 04:52 AM #8
Originally posted by arlie3751 View Post
Most embarrasing moment? I decided to ask my friends who Chuck Norris was. Next thing I remember, I woke up with obvious signs of anal seepage and a footprint on my face from
an almost certain roundhouse kick.
Dont feel bad in 6th grade my friend thought eminem was black :p

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09-29-2011, 01:18 PM #9
Chaz
Tremble Underfoot
Originally posted by Phobick View Post
Dont feel bad in 6th grade my friend thought eminem was black :p

LMAO!!! are you serious?! haha :happycry:
09-29-2011, 01:27 PM #10
F_S_M
Salam Gay boi
this is like the 5th ship thread wtf, we dont need to know

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