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    Default NGU Rap Battle Thread

    This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;

    C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

    Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

    Okay i'll start!

    None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

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    Its not hard to rhyme just got to think of the right words,
    my rhymes so ill, I'll make you up-chuck your innards.
    Straight devilish flow, there isn't a flaw in lingering,
    get ready for some more, this is only the beginning.
    My raps tighter than Asian pussy, colder than Moscow,
    there's really no chance of you winning, go ahead and stop right now.
    Don't post a comment unless your ready for an epic battle,
    I'm done with this shit kids, leave a grown man to his work, here, play with this rattle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackstorm View Post
    I'm sorry but that shit was straight as a rainbow, hate to rain on yo' parade bro,
    but that shit was about as good as TheSilent's lame flow. Don't take it personal though,
    I just tend to excel mo'. Here's some advice, when you play with the big boys, step up yo' flow
    before you get shitted on, use this as an exampo' (example lol)

    ;D
    Nigga you shouldn't be raping your lame as TheSilent
    But don't worry I got this, but don't suicide yourself to this but hey listen to this,
    Mother ****er, You shouldn't have made this thread, It stinks like a rotting apple
    And while you get garden hoes, I get bitches, And while I'm ****ing them, you get some ugly ass witches
    Buy hey don't cry, Just cus you have a gold star, doesn't mean your as cool as Dopey
    Hey but remember this moment so you know what time I made you cry, but don't worry your still fly, but alright I'm outie, you can start saying shit about me.
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    Yall bitches cant rap for shit,
    Get off this forum and get yo girl to suck your dick
    Oh wait, your probably twelve
    What yall gonna do? Talk about this shit at show and tell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackstorm View Post
    This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;

    C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

    Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

    Okay i'll start!

    None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

    =D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackstorm View Post
    This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;

    C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

    Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

    Okay i'll start!

    None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

    =D
    Alright, I got one hand on my bitch and one hand on the switch
    Got a nice yellow bitch brighter than a sunkist
    Put the pipe to your head then put it on your bitch
    All black hummer and wide like Rick
    Unload the 7 bullets call that Michael Vick
    Dont hate that my defense is strong
    Ya'll can never sleep on me like a pillow made of stone
    I went and took your bitch and now she ironing my jeans
    All you pussy fags are fake like you actin in a scene
    If you ain't talkin money dont bring it to me
    I'm on a money sea diet, skinny dippin in the green
    Your girl spread her thighs and i'm gettin in between
    Then I beat the pussy up, Muhammad Ali

    I'm stoppin before I hurt anyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurf- View Post
    put a gun in ya mouth, suck my dick
    im in the pocket trigger happy.. mike vick
    i stay doing it my way, speeding through life like its the highway
    my dick got me stuck in a phase, stay ****ing bitches for days
    im like rodgers scoring all night.. defense gonna weep
    in the endzone, lambeau leap
    What does "mike vick" have to do with any of that? Just because it rhyme'd doesn't mean through it in there.
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    Thoughts viscous and vicious
    lips red raw from kisses
    my wishes, to start off some disses
    that will make delete miss the bowl when he pisses.
    Risks i take
    my mind keeps me awake coz i gyrate
    when i think about gays
    like wocka flocka the fake-
    ass bitch, i would take
    a drill to his bitch face
    and wont stop till i end his disgrace of a life
    and then get a knife
    to cut up any faggot that follows in his stride
    although i'm white
    I could still give a fright
    to prominent rappers with the shite-
    that i type
    but i gotta go now, my mom's being a dyke.

    I suck at rapping
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    Alright, I got one hand on my bitch and one hand on the switch
    Got a nice yellow bitch brighter than a sunkist
    Put the 9 to your head then put it on your bitch
    All black hummer and wide like Rick
    Unload the 7 bullets call that Michael Vick
    Dont hate that my defense is strong
    Ya'll can never sleep on me like a pillow made of stone
    I went and took your bitch and now she ironing my jeans
    All you pussy fags are fake like you actin in a scene
    If you ain't talkin money dont bring it to me
    I'm on a money sea diet, skinny dippin in the green
    Your girl spread her thighs and i'm gettin in between
    Then I beat the pussy up, Muhammad Ali

    I'm stoppin before I hurt anyone
    I'll make you get the police on speed dial,
    This is a rap battle not lil wayne's freestyle.
    You chat shit about bitches and green,
    And yet we're the ones acting in a scene?
    You're just a typical, hypocritical rapper,
    Talk about pussy when your a gay porn fapper.
    If I'm an actor, call me bob saget,
    How I met your mother, you daddy fucking faggot.
    Don't be mad, I'm saying what everybody thinks,
    If you're Muhammad Ali, just call me Leon Sphinx.
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