NGU Rap Battle Thread

[Blackstorm]

This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;

C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D

[Ninja]

your raps are ill, but you have no skill
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
you're not a n.igger
My penis is bigger

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I know its a joke but you're still getting negged,
You can't take that back, even if you begged.

[Jake625]

I know its a joke but you're still getting negged,
You can't take that back, even if you begged.

negged? You think I care about my reputation?
You can try, but there will be no emulation
Cuz I really know your mad bro, I can spit cause I am henry david thoreau
hehe I aint getting trolled, you have to withhold your common cold!
man cuz im ill you sick, and you can suck my american dog DlCK!

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[xShadow]

I know its a joke but you're still getting negged,
You can't take that back, even if you begged.

Look at this nigga
He think he can rap!
Go back to fap!
BACK!
Go back to fap!
WACK!
Go back to fap!
FAT!
Go back to fap, just got back to fap!
I gotta a story, my little sister is laughing at him!
I just glared at her and call him a bitch!
Cause it's true!
Tell me that I'm right, don't look like a fool!
Climb up to my shoes,
can't get on my shoes,
if you tryna beat me then you're gonna lose!
just go back to fap
BACK!
go back to fap
WACK!
go back to fap
FAT!
Go back to fap, just go back to fap FAT!

[JoeModZ1337]

Wow, that was a really nice bar,
Your flow is really quite bizarre,
I don't really wanna do this I'm tired,
But I guess some effort isn't required,
So, come back when you have some spit,
I'll rape you back before you can click submit

:drack:

You Never Replied To My Last Verse So Take This


Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To Fucking
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change

[Ninja]

You Never Replied To My Last Verse So Take This


Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To $#@!ing
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change

Took you two months and it just got even worse,
With your terrible skills, that shit's a fucking curse,
My "mum" this, my "mum" that, what are you? Nine?
What you call an insult really needs to be redefined,
Didn't finish reading, all you fucking did was whine,
Never heard a rapper that can't write a decent line,
Go home kid and tell your "mum" to fucking hit you,
Because obviously, we all know what you just got into,
"One does not simply" rap against ninja with revenge,
Gotta thirst for newfag blood, that just can't be quenched,
This verse goes down in history, for you to reminisce,
Before you quote back, read it first, class dismissed.

Got a bit rusty :enzo:

[Juzzy V2]

You Never Replied To My Last Verse So Take This


Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To $#@!ing
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change

Your rhymes and flow are whack as fuck mate
Each of your lines are too short your dick can relate
You sound so fucking immature, I bet your like twelve
This aint no school ground, stop doing show and tell
Jokes about women are so very wrong
Mother$#@!er, respect women and maybe someday you'll be able to use your dong.

[Lynchy91_EFC]

You Never Replied To My Last Verse So Take This


Imma Cut This Guy Like Fruit, Friut Ninja
Your Mum Was So Horny So I Gave Her The Finger
Her Pussy Smelt Like Fish And Cheese
So I Told That Bitch "Get On Your Knees"
She Did So quickly And Got To Suckin
A Few Minutes Later We Got To $#@!ing
Her Pussy Was So Loose My Cock Slipped Straight Inside
I Was Thinkin How Is It My Cock Barely Touches The Sides
This Pussy Was Like 10 Foot Wide
And Her Ass i Could Get Inside And Hide
Shes A Slut Always Down To Ride
Man i Said That Bitch Got No Pride
They Say Blame The Parents , I Do
That Bitch Shoulda Killed You Wen She Gave Birth To You
That Way Know-one Wouldve Heard Of You
And I Wouldnt Be Murderin You
I Got Pleanty More To Say But I Aint Got All Day
So Just Let Your Mum Know She Can Keep The Change

Who is this JoeModZ? comin on here givin it "mom jokes"
You really need to wake up and check out your own folks,
That dress wearing thing you call dad, what a queer
Transvestite motherfuker, take your stick out his rear,
Now i aint gonna disrespect your mom, that would be weird
Cos ive been down on that bitch and got her come on my beard.

:enzo:

[JoeModZ1337]

A lot of you quoted so im gonna do 1 verse that for all of you....

You wanted real bars so im deliverin hard
If You mugs came to me i would leave you scarrd
These Priks talk lookin like a desert plant
talk shit find your body in the resevoir
act up mate this aint no drama school
i got the big cutters lookin like a farmers tool
People know i aint afraid to harm a fool
i come blackd out i dont think osamas cool
tool in my hand creepin up with caution
leave u lookin like a fake ralph headless horesman
i make the pussy scream wen i got the strap on
missed my first shot so i got my scope back on
fuk u imma grab the knife from the kitchen
all of u gay nerds on ur pc bitchin
Your All fat you should go get some food
i'll leave you down in the dumps i aint talkin no mood
listen your bars arent better than mine
and why the fuk u askin if im nine
your all pedofiles u wanna come from behind
try the shit with me and i'll shoot u with the 9
Your bars dont even compre to mine there shit
i could write them in a minute
My Bars are smart and intelligent
your bars are shit and irrelevant
i did do mum jokes didnt know you'd get serious
you wanna mess with me?
mate your delerious

Before replying really think about them bars

[NJN]

I got my swag
Packed up in my bookbag
I dont sag
because I aint no fag!

[MrTrader]

lol you guys are the best rappers i ever saw xD