NGU Rap Battle Thread

[Blackstorm]

This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;

C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D

[Ninja]

You ask someone to come at you, don't you mean come on you?
You're a joke son, one stupid fool
Thought you could stomp us with your rhymes
Ninja....get with the times
So remember next time you try to dominate
You gotta do more than just cry rape


Lol I'm tired and wanted to try my hand at this.

Your flow is terrible, and your rhymes are even worse,
What kind of rapper can't spit at least a decent verse?
You should've checked the last few pages, before quoting me,
I couldn't take your post serious, it looks like a big joke to me,
I'm eating people who rap pathetically like you for breakfast,
To me it, sounds like you got your rapping skill from PayLess,
I don't try to dominate, everyone just merely surrenders,
Outie better ban me because my rap scares off his members,
No need to lose your temper, just stop being a pretender,
Everyone will remember this like the 11th of September,
Now lets speed this shit up, I'll just cut this to the chase,
If you thought you belonged here, you're well out of place,
I post bars so contagious and sick, it's like cancer,
You'll already be contaminated, before you even answer,
Just quote me, just one more time, call it a dare,
But if you do, make sure your angus is prepared.

:fa: yawn, goodnight.

[smd]

Someone come at me.

[Ninja]

Sweet ghandi's tits :mog:

[Blackstorm]

Sweet ghandi's tits :mog:

put your dick away faggot
i should put you in a casket
i killed you in 3 lines, cocaine addict

shitty rap but i wanted to bump it :fa:
i

[Ninja]

put your dick away faggot
i should put you in a casket
i killed you in 3 lines, cocaine addict

shitty rap but i wanted to bump it :fa:
i

You couldn't have enough of me, so you came back for seconds,
Told me this was your academy, but I'M teaching you a lesson,
Gave me three bars to work with, but I'll finish it with four,
You winning is just a myth, come back and check the score.

Just trying to get something poppin

[xShadow]

You couldn't have enough of me, so you came back for seconds,
Told me this was your academy, but I'M teaching you a lesson,
Gave me three bars to work with, but I'll finish it with four,
You winning is just a myth, come back and check the score.

Just trying to get something poppin

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, WHY U EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?

lol stolen but trying to get this going.

[MLB-]

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, WHY U EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?

lol stolen but trying to get this going.

You rip raps, that's whack, click clack, I'm black, my gun goes boom boom and your head goes split splat, don't rip raps, or my gun gonna go click clack boom boom and your head gonna go split splat :carling:

Fuck this rappin shit I only like listening to it not sing it

[Jeff the Killer]

This is how i roll with my mates in the car.

[CLM]

You couldn't have enough of me, so you came back for seconds,
Told me this was your academy, but I'M teaching you a lesson,
Gave me three bars to work with, but I'll finish it with four,
You winning is just a myth, come back and check the score.

Just trying to get something poppin

I don't need to be baked to stay Poppin Fresh
You don't stand an ounce against me you thinkin this is a sesh
Double entendres are what I do best
That's not even in your vocabulary, like touchin a girls breast


/RIP
/Don'tEvenReply

[MLB-]

I don't need to be baked to stay Poppin Fresh
You don't stand an ounce against me you thinkin this is a sesh
Double entendres are what I do best
That's not even in your vocabulary, like touchin a girls breast


/RIP
/Don'tEvenReply