NGU Rap Battle Thread

[Blackstorm]

This is where you battle it out with raps n shit. (;

C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D

[Agentjon]

Everyone thinks you gotta rhyme,
But **** it, to be in this thread is a crime.
We all villains,
****ing glitchers and hackers everywhere we go,
I don't think anyone know
who they ****in' with
I'm the OG
Can't you see
I'm too G
I'm ****ing H
Call up K'naan, and learn the ABC's
Or maybe MJ would be a better reference
****ing my grandma is my preference
And this a lesson,
That just Wiz is on his level or on the top floor
**** it, I'm a rep whore.

[KeithH4666]

Roses are Blankets,
Vilots are volcanoes,
this rap dosnt make any sence,
POTATOES.

[Vevo]

Everyone thinks you gotta rhyme,
But **** it, to be in this thread is a crime.
We all villains,
****ing glitchers and hackers everywhere we go,
I don't think anyone know
who they ****in' with
I'm the OG
Can't you see
I'm too G
I'm ****ing H
Call up K'naan, and learn the ABC's
Or maybe MJ would be a better reference
****ing my grandma is my preference
And this a lesson,
That just Wiz is on his level or on the top floor
**** it, I'm a rep whore.

Bitch you 'aint no oG
I fucked your mom in an orgy
You yapped the scene
I bring my bar
Yeah you better flee
Too bad I stole your car
Sure you boost some rep
I'd fucking watch my step
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You think you're boss
And that you 'aint got no pity
I think you haven't heard
I've got the keys to the city
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I'm coming for you
Your time is done
Kid too late to cry
You'd better run
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You had your chance
You fucked it up
Go back to your 2 girls
And their damned plastic cup.

[Pimp.]

Bitch you 'aint no oG
I fucked your mom in an orgy
You yapped the scene
I bring my bar
Yeah you better flee
Too bad I stole your car
Sure you boost some rep
I'd fucking watch my step
-------------------------
You think you're boss
And that you 'aint got no pity
I think you haven't heard
I've got the keys to the city
------------------------
I'm coming for you
Your time is done
Kid too late to cry
You'd better run
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You had your chance
You fucked it up
Go back to your 2 girls
And their damned plastic cup.

You want diss jon?

Yo vevo this ain't your a game
Your parents are ashamed of their broken condom mistake
They don't even want to share a roof with your gay ass
I say **** you , while i get that whore you call a mother to light my blunt
Your just a dumb **** , you cant rap kid this is my kingdom
Your rhymes are crap after mexican food
So go back to your room and fap to your gay porn
I run this show , you failed the audition.

[the stuff]

Yo who let the dogs out
it was Stew, violating your bitch without a doubt,
the way He caressed her and pressed er
it got too damn loud
Little does daddy know that his wifey got plowed.
By his son, no regrets no need to fret
he said he had fun and a blast.
He asked his mom how long can you last?
By nights end his Moms face looked like elmers glue
at the end he realized they had a kid together
it tuned out to be a large turd and not a kid at all
Crisis adverted crisis adverted Im not perverted momma
I just love you and yo body is so priceless and yo mouth is the nicest.
His dreams fell apart when he realized it wasn't his mom. But it was his Uncle
Eddie instead. His heart sank and turned into lead. For his boner was prounonced dead.
No longa could he brag to da boiiz about his street cred cause every nigga knew he had
his uncle eddie in bed.

Word up. **** NAGGERS.

[Classy.]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Open ur legs
and let me go through

[Agentjon]

Bitch you 'aint no oG
I fucked your mom in an orgy
You yapped the scene
I bring my bar
Yeah you better flee
Too bad I stole your car
Sure you boost some rep
I'd fucking watch my step
-------------------------
You think you're boss
And that you 'aint got no pity
I think you haven't heard
I've got the keys to the city
------------------------
I'm coming for you
Your time is done
Kid too late to cry
You'd better run
------------------------
You had your chance
You fucked it up
Go back to your 2 girls
And their damned plastic cup.

Shady 3.0, got everyone behind me like Leonidas
Take you on a history lesson and get your hair cut
Listen to caesar,
But don't get mad when you eating my white stuff on your salad
Got a hot tub, call me lougle
You're probably just gonna google
Everything I've said, cause you a retard
Hope I'm hitting you hard
It's camera time,
Flash gonna shine
All over my face
Some call me Ace
Just I'm more ****ed up then him,
Others might just call me Slim.
From the top to the floor,
Drop it down some more,
Hell yeah your grandma a whore
Hope she has a baby,
Yeah she's an old lady
But acting like she had a period
Bleeding for three days, cause I ****ed her too hard
Take that you ****ing retard.

[Laney]

Ok, ok, somebody's asking for gobble!
I brake your neck and your arms so you walk with a hobble
I'll steal your fairy off your tree, nothing left but a bobble
Get your ass out my face, take your head for a wobble

So when they said I'd be battling with iDelete
The only words that came to my head was that iDefeat
You had a go but it's time to take your seat
You shit is wack hommie, my fukin shit is leet.

Then I'm reading some shit from that little bitch Ron,
He's acting like I don't know he's got a 2 inch Don
Pretending he's 14, he's 40, it's a paedophile Con
"Liverpool is g-r-eyt", it's shit, you scousers are wrong!

And Blackstorm, introduce yourself to the enter key
I'm reading it thinking "bro you got stuck in repeat"
"Call me Aladdin" it's and Arabian night
Paragraphs, comma's, punctuation, **** it, you're shite!

Now don't even get me going with that psychobean
Shouting Wonga in a Tonga, bloody making a scene
Always talking bout some shit, but nothing into action
Oh shit you're gobbled and here's a 3 point infraction!

Gobble man, why you so mad?
When you were a kid, were you touched by your dad?
Your puny existence is riddled with fail.
You claim you're not gay but What happened when you went to jail?

That time when you went in to the shower,
he left you violated but the effects lasted more then an hour.
He turned you into what you once despised.
You look at gay porn now but but your not even surprised.

I don't know how to finish this,

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[H3NDO]

You bitches bout as fake as WWE,
think your a rock, but the reality be,
ill put yo ass down for the 1,2,3
teach you for speaking like yous all a G
i pitty you attempts to compete with me,
so imma do my think and soon youll see,
that at the end of the day youve got no chance,
im like a myrical fencer, my words be my lance,
musics my vibe, and to my vibe my words dance,
have your draw drop in aww and your mind in a trance,
for your disposition, im truly simpathetic,
but quit now, cause your ryhmes be pathetic.

[Scouse_Dom]

I notice you all say "bitch" "hoe" and "yo" a lot