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    COD
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    20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters




    1.Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

    2.Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

    3.Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

    4.Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.

    5.Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.

    6.After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

    7.Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.

    8.When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”

    9.When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.

    10.Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

    11.Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

    12.Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

    13.When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

    14.Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

    15.Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

    16.Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

    17.Answer the door with a mouthful of M&M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.

    18.Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.

    19.Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

    20.Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
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    I dunno what to say anymore?
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    or don't open the door...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neymar View Post
    or don't open the door...
    thats not as fun thoe.
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    21. Show them your dick
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    Respect pl0x?
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    Quote Originally Posted by C✪D View Post
    1.Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

    2.Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

    3.Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

    4.Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.

    5.Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.

    6.After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

    7.Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.

    8.When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”

    9.When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.

    10.Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

    11.Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

    12.Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

    13.When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

    14.Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

    15.Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

    16.Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

    17.Answer the door with a mouthful of M&M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.

    18.Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.

    19.Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

    20.Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
    nice hahahaha
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    thank you
    Last edited by COD; 10-31-2011 at 04:51 PM.
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  11. #7
    I hate the Ford Focus
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    Quote Originally Posted by xXMerkCampinXx View Post
    21. Show them your dick
    Tehn what happens when they get back to their parents i some mans pee pee :lol:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PressXForSex View Post
    Tehn what happens when they get back to their parents i some mans pee pee :lol:
    File a complaint to the police saying they raped you.
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  13. #9
    Ayyyyy
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    Quote Originally Posted by C✪D View Post
    7.Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
    13.When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
    Haha these two were my favorite.
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  14. #10
    But who will build the roads?
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    Nah I just sit on my front porch with a shotgun, or put a bowl of Candy and when I see someone take it all jump from behind my bushes and tackle them to the ground and make him put it all back.
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