(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Every single time I log on to Facebook, I find that people update their status with the most meaningless shit ever. Today I found out that I wasn’t alone, that there are more people who feel the same way I do about how mindless people are on Facebook. What the fuuuck is the point of updating every little thing one does? To me, nothing. At least the purpose of Twitter was as such, but now these morons have seemed to have gotten confused… Anyways, I’m making this thread to post all the retarded updates that these retards come up with. As a matter of fact, I think I'm speaking too highly of them by classing them as retards...

You must login or register to view this content. - :dumb: Notice that no one replied, but two morons lacking a brain liked this update.



You must login or register to view this content. - Thank the fuuckn heavens, no body liked this one. Maybe guys think their too good for this dumbbell because of how aimless her updates are...




You must login or register to view this content. - I take it that 5 people have never used Google.




You must login or register to view this content. - Are to fucccking kidding me? Instead of saying you're going to bed, fucccking go to bed!!! No one gives a shit with seven flies hovering over it.




You must login or register to view this content. - Four people have jumped aboard the sob boat.




You must login or register to view this content. -No, mother****kr, you need to stop wasting your damn battery life on such stupid status updates.




You must login or register to view this content. - Bitch I hope you get fired.




You must login or register to view this content. - So, I'm assuming that this bitch updated her status while she was "sleeping sound" ..? wtf.




You must login or register to view this content. - Truth is, SHUT THE FUUUCK UP!! I can't stand this whole 'Truth is' bullshit.

Well, that's all for now. I'm going to commit suicide if I read anymore of these. Contribute/discuss/love/hate because I know all you people have idiots like this on your FB.

Facebook?? But all my friends are on NGU already

Facebook?
is a place for no ones to do and act like they have a lot of friends.
Like this guy with 5,000 friends, i bet he doesn't have that much friends.
He has to be Rebecca Black to be have that much friends.

Mark Zuckerberg's nightly facebook post:

Just made another 1.2 mil

Lol, was looking through my feed and I decided to post all the ones that I deemed worthless or annoying...
You must login or register to view this content. I just hate seeing these, annoy the hell out of me.
You must login or register to view this content. I mean WTF, doesn't it take longer to type like that than to type regularly???!!!
You must login or register to view this content. Is plain pointless :/

waaaaaaaaaaay more. lol



The second one is what I like to call the 'gangster' text. It was popular on myspace and some say it actually was birthed there. I hate seeing it on facebook because it remind me of those 8th grade kids who would type in such a manor, back when they were going through puberty and gang initiations.

Lol im bored so i thought i'd join in.
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That's why I don't have facebook anymore :3

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know... What more can i say.
BTW! this thread made me laugh cause of how TRUE! it is.