Whats the Craziest/Stupid thing you have done at School??

[i69]

This thread is for funny stories about whatever has happened to you or what you've done at school!

Cant wait to read these, need a quick laugh!!

[i69]

Last day of school I burned off a whole set of tires in the parking lot doing donuts in my firebird. That was pretty wicked, smoke everywherez.

I said the "F" word to the teacher in Grade 1... :lol: ill never forget that (it was when I didnt even knkw what it meant)

Who made you signature bro!?

Well at my school we have to wear ID badges when we walk around, and I forgot mine at home and at my school if you dont have your ID badge you have to serve in school suspension, but i didnt want to so i decided I was going to walk home so I made a run for it I knew my house was 4 miles away.

I had walked it before and knew i could do it again.

About half a mile up the road the principal was waiting for me, I am a freshman so i didnt know what the principal looked like so i was like ughhhhh.

He was asking me where i was going and what was I doing I told him my house was just around the corner and he believed me, but he drove me back to the high school and asked for my moms phone number, and i gave to him and luck me the line was busy, so then he wanted to look through my back because he thought i had it but just didnt want to wear it.

He found the candy I had been selling I ate a few a couple days ago and left the wrappers in there, he asked me if I
was selling it in school and I said no, so he let me go and I had to tell the lady I had ISS for no badge, but I had in my pocket so i just bought a new badge. I was on my way to first period.

Now I know dont try walking home while the busses are still pulling in :S

Smoked in the locker room and in the School bus :shh:

I talked in the libary.

[Fierceknucks]

Were you hung in 3rd grade?

i certainly was.

[Fierceknucks]

Were you hung in 3rd grade?

Actually I was.

[FoxkaZ]

>Junior year of high school
>getting out of gym class
>Jock kid is across the lockers from me
>he puts on his jeans
>he farts very loudly
>he starts shitting himself
>It is only me and him in the locker room
>this goes on for like 3 minutes
>he makes eye contact with me
>"Give me your ****ing pants."
>I give him my pants
>He takes his pants off, wipes his crack with his undies and throws the undies in the garbage
>He puts my pants on
>"Put my ****ing pants on"
>I put his shitty jeans on, with tears in my eyes
>Rest of the gym class comes in
>Jock kid points at me and shouts "HA HA, GET A LOAD OF SHITPANTS OVER THERE"
>Everybody laughs at me
>I get suspended
>I get called Shitpants by everybody for the rest of High School, even the teachers

[Brad]

through an apple across the corridor and left a huge splat mark on the door

[Jeremy]

This thread is for funny stories about whatever has happened to you or what you've done at school!

Cant wait to read these, need a quick laugh!!

1. stuck my finger out of my zipper and started "jacking off" while i was on the bus :lol:

2. I was at lunch, and i had bought a thing of cheese balls and i walked up to my principal and asked if he wanted to taste my cheesy balls :lol:

[MasterBaitor]

During class the teacher had to leave the room and make extra copies for a workseet, sa soon as he left i lcoked the door and he had to climb back into the room through the window and his pants ripped XD

[LADY]

Climb up on the roof the get a rouge hacky sack

[Blackstorm]

Smoked bud in class with the teacher only like 15 feet away. He didn't see us, but it smelled like a biiiiiitch. Gotta love Axe though. =D

[Hullanta]

a girl gave me a blow job on the school bus and i got expelled for it biggest mistake of my life :/