One bad I know is:
When white people die and go to heaven they are called angels.
When black people die and goto heaven what are they called?
Bats.
Another one
How did the germans convince the jews to get in the furnace?
They threw a penny in them.
A black guy, white guy, and an mexican died and went to hell, they all complained to the devil that they don't belong here.
The devil being crafty said how about this if I touch you hands and they don't melt you may leave.
He touch the mexicans hand and it melted. Next he touched the white's hand it melted to.
Last was the black guy, the devil touched his hand, but nothing happened. Curious the devil asked why, to which the black guy smiled and
said chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hand.
Enjoy.
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Whats a mexicans favorite book store ........ Borders
Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
So they have a place to keep their taco.
Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
What do you do if a (insert race here) is bleeding?
Stop laughing and reload.
A bunch of white people are running down a hill; its an avalanche
A bunch of mexicans are running down a hill; its a mudslide
What about a bunch of black people? Jailbreak
I live in Amish country and there are next to know black people. :carling:
HAHA Nice. Btw what is the first joke, its censored out so i did not get it
It's Nige* but anyways what do you do to get a black man out of a tree cut him down.
What do you do when there are 6 dead black people in your front yard. Reload