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06-13-2012, 03:26 AM #1
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06-13-2012, 03:50 AM #2
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find me on twitter now
to a lady that plays the harp.
hey baby wanna pluck?
06-13-2012, 04:53 AM #3
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My cute one...

Ey are those real diamonds? if she replies my earings no..., then I say " no the ones in your eyes"

and My doesn't matter if I get rejected pick up line, "Do you want to dance with the big bad wolf?" if she says no then I reply with "It's ok the two other piggies said no"
06-13-2012, 05:07 AM #4
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Me:I know all the 21 letters of alphabet.
Her:You know their is 26 right?
Me: Oh, i forgot "U,R,A,Q,T"

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06-13-2012, 05:11 AM #5
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Originally posted by Vanz View Post
Me:I know all the 21 letters of alphabet.
Her:You know their is 26 right?
Me: Oh, i forgot "U,R,A,Q,T"


that's a good one
06-13-2012, 07:58 AM #6
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Hey, nice jeans!

now let's fuck

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Ben
06-13-2012, 07:59 AM #7
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Hey, I like your, boobs.

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06-13-2012, 08:01 AM #8
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Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Guy: Hey, are your legs tired?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because I want to fuck your face

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06-13-2012, 08:06 AM #9
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Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
Me: When you fell from heaven?

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- hi there can I get your number?

I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous.

lol.

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Ben
06-13-2012, 08:08 AM #10
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I'm no weatherman
but you can expect more than a few inches tonight :arate:


I put the STD in stud.
All I need is U

If I could the alphabet I would put my dick in your ass

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poetry
show me your tits

Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection

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