Post: Cooking
06-17-2012, 10:44 PM #1
waltuO
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About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
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06-17-2012, 10:51 PM #2
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Curios, have you ever thought about boiling it in a pan, instead of frying ?
It might give off a different flavour.
06-17-2012, 10:52 PM #3
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06-17-2012, 11:09 PM #4
waltuO
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Originally posted by Gizmo View Post
Curios, have you ever thought about boiling it in a pan, instead of frying ?
It might give off a different flavour.


I'll have to try that tomorrow, thanks for your input! I'll let you know how it goes.

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06-17-2012, 11:40 PM #5
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Poached eggs next time?
06-17-2012, 11:41 PM #6
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The secret ingredient in my methamphetamine is my own semen.
06-17-2012, 11:48 PM #7
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Outlaw Your a Sick Guy I used to think I was sick Fapping over gizmo's cat. :fa:
06-17-2012, 11:56 PM #8
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06-18-2012, 12:05 AM #9
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06-18-2012, 12:39 AM #10
Originally posted by Outlaw View Post
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

I to eat my own nut butter Enzo

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