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the things you search on the interwebs only u Sam
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*inserts witty response here*
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Jerry Springer > Maury
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What would her reaction be to a cucumber...
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Who know's.... maybe she got raped by a pickle....
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That could actually be the cause. Maya Angelou (famous author) got raped by her mom's boyfriend when she was young and the rapist said if she told anyone, he'd kill her brother. She told and her uncles killed the rapist. She then took like a 2 year commitment to silence.
Maybe this girl got her "security breached" by a pickle.... :drack:
Nonetheless, lol'd hard.
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She's probably a lesbian.
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What would her reaction be to a penis? Same shape, paint it green, add little texture in the paint, and chase that bitch with your dick :carling:
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