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Yesterday i was out with some friends yes real irl friends like holy shit hes on ngu and has friends thats bs such lies. well it isn't we where cruising causing havoc and only got fulled over twice for loud exhaust. so we went to the mall thats like a hour away and we went into the mall and did some stuffs and on the way out we seen dicks sporting goods and came up with the idea that accross the highway in the old value city we should make a store called pussies and just sell dicks so on the way home we got pulled over again by i think the same cop, he must hate honda civics or somthing. then i got home and my mom bitched at me. the end moral of the story dnt get pulled over 3 times in 2 hours and dicks sporting goods needs a name change

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Very nice story :y:

directions not clear enough, got my dick is stuck in the blender.

Lucky, mines in the toaster.

nja i got my finger stuck in my nose out of boredum since retards like me randomly pick or noses

wen is vol. 2 cumming out

Protip: None of those girls in your signature are redheads. They're whores with hair-dye.

when i do somthing stupid enough to make a post about

You should make a movie