(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You have 50 words to tell me why I should not kill you. If you go past 50 words but stay under 100, I will mortally wound you and then decide whether or not I will let you live.

In 24 hours, anyone who does not tell me why they should not be killed is killed. Those who respond will have a chance at survival.

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How does this make you feel? How does it make you feel that your life depends on the next 50 words you say. Fuck, that would suck ass in real life.

I'm doing your mom... Go to your room!

Well fuck, you live.

Because I haven't yet had the chance to post in the April NGU desktop thread because the faggot that makes it hasn't made it yet.

You should not kill me because I like to pee

because i am allergic to beer FML kay:

I will kill you first. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't try to kill me, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

I make really good cookies and kick-ass BP&Js

You can't kill me, Im chuck norris

Butter Peanuts and Jelly? Seems weird I guess