Post: Life lessons with Samberg
04-08-2013, 03:11 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, shit like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.
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04-08-2013, 03:14 AM #2
Looooooooooooooooooooool
04-08-2013, 03:33 AM #3
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DeNo
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im left speechless. really i have nothing to say as im literally laughing my nut off
04-08-2013, 11:43 AM #4
divybc
Former Staff
WTF did I just read lol!
04-08-2013, 12:06 PM #5
I always played soggy biscuit with my friends, I use to lose on purpose.
04-08-2013, 03:29 PM #6
Chaz
Tremble Underfoot
I remember my days at camp ^^ All the little boys and their underwear. Mmmmmmmm, good times.
04-08-2013, 06:39 PM #7
AgentJon
Former Staff
Later found out that this kid's name was Adam Lanza.
04-08-2013, 10:33 PM #8
JP
Israeli/Palestinian Unity
My fucking god what did I just read..
04-09-2013, 08:15 PM #9
ResistTheSun
In Flames Much?
:evil: how to be evil and put the camp in summer camp.
04-10-2013, 12:20 AM #10
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by Samberg View Post
I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, shit like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.


so don't jizz on kids? great story also m8 wheres vol. 2

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