Post: All Bikes and Weapons from "Bikers" DLC Update
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10-05-2016, 08:17 AM
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Gryphus
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This is a informative thread for the new bikes and weapons that arrived in with the new "bikers" DLC Update. This thread includes visuals, descriptions (quoted from the game) and prices for the 13 new bikes and 7 new weapons.
Bikes
Shitzu Hakuchou Drag
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"There aren't many who've pushed a Hakuchou Drag to the limits of its performance, but you can tell when you meet one: the thousand mile stare, the still-clenched teeth, the thin trickle of blood descending from their now useless ears. It's an exclusive club - you belong there in spirit, now pay up and make it a reality."
Legendary Motorsport Price: $976.000
LCC Avarus
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"Something deep within the American psyche cries out to do 100mph in a glorified lounge chair, and dammit if LCC aren't going to answer the call when they hear it. Don't get too comfy though, cos the engine sounds like it;s gargling rocks and your left ankle is never more than a few inches from an open flybelt."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $116.000
Maibatsu Manchez
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"The act of launching yourself off a fat dirt jump, achieving a torrential climax using nothing more than your powerfully throbbing saddle, and then landing upside down in a heap of shattered bones, engine parts and bodily fluids. Part fetish, part deathwish, part bloodsport."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $67,000
Nagasaki Chimera
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"Sure, the last time you rode a trike you were wearing nothing but a freshly filled diaper, but what's the point of being a man-child if you don't get to regress as far as you want? Besides, those reinforced, deep-tread roadkillers at the back definitely don't look like giant training wheels. Go get 'em tiger."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $210,000
Nagasaki Street Blazer
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"It's supposed to be light and flexible ATV for use in agricultural work. But we've given it some cool wings and a stack of extra CC's which heavily implies to a certain demographic that you'll survive taking into the freeway. That's an assumption we'll never contradict. Good luck."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $81.000
Shitzu Defiler
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"Spending time and money converting your sports bike into a streetfighter is like waiting for the passage of time and manual labor to put rips in your jeans - who would bother when that kind of rugged authenticity is available for instant purchase at a wildly inflated price? Just hit that button to double your credibility, guaranteed."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $412,000
Western Nightblade
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"It's amazing what a lick of dark paint and a chubby rear tire can do for a brand. Drop the hillbilly chic and suit up for some matte-black mistique. Ever heard of flogging a dark horse? You have now."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $100,000
Western Rat Bike
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"Like any real biker you'd rather spend your hard-stolen cash on smokes, liquor and crates of wet wipes Well look no further, this is the ride for you. We haven't done much more than scrape off the remains of the previous owner. Fill it with enough glue and diesel to keep it together at 80mph, and sell it on. It's like recycling, but really bad for the environment."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $48.000
Western Zombie Chopper
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"How can a bike be so stripped down it's souped up? So classic it's contemporary? So expensive it's cheap? We're not sure, but once you're hanging from its mini-ape bars like an orangutan with a leather fetish we're pretty sure it'll come sharply into focus."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $122,000
Western Zombie Bobber
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"It's the classic formula: strip it back, lose the fairing, jack the engine, throw on your retro leather jacket and drive straight to the custody hearing without even wearing a helmet because this midlife crisis is making you all kinds of crazy. Make the most of that first and final ride - the alimony's a bitch."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $99.000
Western Wolfsbane
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"Before your rat bike spent a decade or two submerged in raw sewage it looked something like this: clean, classy, without a trace of rust or even the faintest whiff of hobo piss. But though it lacks character. You'll have more than thirty seconds to live if it comes in contact with an open wound, so there's a bright side too."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $95.000
Pegassi Fa ggio Mod
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"A certian kind of man looks at a scooter and thinks "its fine, but it doesn't reflect how unique I am - it needs some interesting mod options". If that's you (it is) then don't fret, your minute-long search has finally come to an end."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $55.000
Pegassi Fa ggio Sport
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"The modern urban thug doesn't need fat tires, massive cylinders and reinforced bodywork to make the streets his kingdom. Welcome to a world where the only ride you need has recycled plastic panels, the wheels off a shopping cart and the same engine as your refrigerator. And trust us, when your crew rolls into town that deafening high-pitched whine will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $47,500
Weapons
This is a informative thread for the new bikes and weapons that arrived in with the new "bikers" DLC Update. This thread includes visuals, descriptions (quoted from the game) and prices for the 13 new bikes and 7 new weapons.
Bikes
Shitzu Hakuchou Drag
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"There aren't many who've pushed a Hakuchou Drag to the limits of its performance, but you can tell when you meet one: the thousand mile stare, the still-clenched teeth, the thin trickle of blood descending from their now useless ears. It's an exclusive club - you belong there in spirit, now pay up and make it a reality."
Legendary Motorsport Price: $976.000
LCC Avarus
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"Something deep within the American psyche cries out to do 100mph in a glorified lounge chair, and dammit if LCC aren't going to answer the call when they hear it. Don't get too comfy though, cos the engine sounds like it;s gargling rocks and your left ankle is never more than a few inches from an open flybelt."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $116.000
Maibatsu Manchez
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"The act of launching yourself off a fat dirt jump, achieving a torrential climax using nothing more than your powerfully throbbing saddle, and then landing upside down in a heap of shattered bones, engine parts and bodily fluids. Part fetish, part deathwish, part bloodsport."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $67,000
Nagasaki Chimera
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"Sure, the last time you rode a trike you were wearing nothing but a freshly filled diaper, but what's the point of being a man-child if you don't get to regress as far as you want? Besides, those reinforced, deep-tread roadkillers at the back definitely don't look like giant training wheels. Go get 'em tiger."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $210,000
Nagasaki Street Blazer
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"It's supposed to be light and flexible ATV for use in agricultural work. But we've given it some cool wings and a stack of extra CC's which heavily implies to a certain demographic that you'll survive taking into the freeway. That's an assumption we'll never contradict. Good luck."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $81.000
Shitzu Defiler
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"Spending time and money converting your sports bike into a streetfighter is like waiting for the passage of time and manual labor to put rips in your jeans - who would bother when that kind of rugged authenticity is available for instant purchase at a wildly inflated price? Just hit that button to double your credibility, guaranteed."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $412,000
Western Nightblade
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"It's amazing what a lick of dark paint and a chubby rear tire can do for a brand. Drop the hillbilly chic and suit up for some matte-black mistique. Ever heard of flogging a dark horse? You have now."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $100,000
Western Rat Bike
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"Like any real biker you'd rather spend your hard-stolen cash on smokes, liquor and crates of wet wipes Well look no further, this is the ride for you. We haven't done much more than scrape off the remains of the previous owner. Fill it with enough glue and diesel to keep it together at 80mph, and sell it on. It's like recycling, but really bad for the environment."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $48.000
Western Zombie Chopper
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"How can a bike be so stripped down it's souped up? So classic it's contemporary? So expensive it's cheap? We're not sure, but once you're hanging from its mini-ape bars like an orangutan with a leather fetish we're pretty sure it'll come sharply into focus."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $122,000
Western Zombie Bobber
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"It's the classic formula: strip it back, lose the fairing, jack the engine, throw on your retro leather jacket and drive straight to the custody hearing without even wearing a helmet because this midlife crisis is making you all kinds of crazy. Make the most of that first and final ride - the alimony's a bitch."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $99.000
Western Wolfsbane
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"Before your rat bike spent a decade or two submerged in raw sewage it looked something like this: clean, classy, without a trace of rust or even the faintest whiff of hobo piss. But though it lacks character. You'll have more than thirty seconds to live if it comes in contact with an open wound, so there's a bright side too."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $95.000
Pegassi Fa ggio Mod
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"A certian kind of man looks at a scooter and thinks "its fine, but it doesn't reflect how unique I am - it needs some interesting mod options". If that's you (it is) then don't fret, your minute-long search has finally come to an end."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $55.000
Pegassi Fa ggio Sport
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"The modern urban thug doesn't need fat tires, massive cylinders and reinforced bodywork to make the streets his kingdom. Welcome to a world where the only ride you need has recycled plastic panels, the wheels off a shopping cart and the same engine as your refrigerator. And trust us, when your crew rolls into town that deafening high-pitched whine will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies."
Southern San Andreas Super Autos Price: $47,500
Weapons
Pipe Bomb
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"Remember, it doesn't count as an IED when you buy
it in a store and use it in a first world country."
it in a store and use it in a first world country."
Battle Axe
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"If it's good enough for medieval foot soldiers, modern border guards
and pushy soccer moms, it's good enough for you."
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"If it's good enough for medieval foot soldiers, modern border guards
and pushy soccer moms, it's good enough for you."
Pipe Wrench
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"Perennial favourite of apocalyptic survivalists and violent fathers the world over,
apparently it also doubles as some kind of tool."
Pool Cue
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"Ah, there's no sound as satisfying as the crack of a perfect break,
especially when it's the other guy's spine."
Mini SMG
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"Increasingly popular since the marketing team looked beyond spec ops units and
started caring about the little guys in low income areas."
Compact Grenade Launcher
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"Focus groups using the regular model suggested it was too accurate and
found it awkward to use with one hand on the throttle. Easy fix."
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"Focus groups using the regular model suggested it was too accurate and
found it awkward to use with one hand on the throttle. Easy fix."
Sweeper Shotgun
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"How many effective tools for riot control can you tuck into your pants?
OK, two. But this is the other one."
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