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​I think it'd be prudent to start with a few definitions and the meanings of a few key phrases in this situation:

• NSFW: most of you pervs are probably familiar with this tag. It means, "not safe for work." When something on the internet is not safe for a workplace, it's either porn, looks like porn, or it will make IT mad at you. In this case, IT may get mad at you, so....we marked it as not safe for work.
  
• ruin: noun ru·in \ˈrü-ən, -ˌin; ˈrün\ 1: a state of complete destruction; 2: a state of being ruined; 3: the remaining pieces of something that was destroyed; 4: the state of having lost money, social status, etc. this word is in the title of the post TWICE
  
• illegal adjective il·le·gal (ˌi(l)-ˈlē-gəl\ 1: not allowed by the law: not legal; 2: not allowed by the rules in a game; internet searches are not illegal. if you are not a terrorist, then you have no reason to worry about one Google search about ISIS.
  
  

With that, this link does exactly what the title says it does. It ruins your search history.

For those wondering, it opens a new tab or window and searches for several phrases in a row on Google, every few seconds until the end of the preselected phrase list. It uses target= to search in the same tab or window each time so you don't get a flurry of popups.

The full list:

• 'how to appear funny'
  
• 'why are my thumbs uneven'
  
• 'am i lack toast and tolerant'
  
• 'your youre difference'
  
• 'why doesnt my poo float'
  
• 'midget google images'
  
• 'tall midgets??'
  
• 'homemade lube?'
  
• 'i hate my boss'
  
• 'what counts as fat'
  
• 'how to tell partner they fat'
  
• 'is it normal to still love my ex'
  
• 'how to get back with ex'
  
• 'penis remove dog how to'
  
• 'romantic ways to propose'
  
• 'engagement rings'
  
• 'sex shop in my city'
  
• 'how to tell if partner cheating'
  
• 'ways to kill someone hypothetically'
  
• 'undetectable poisons'
  
• 'how to delete search history in browser'
  
• 'ashley madison hack'
  
• 'view ashley madison list'
  
• 'ashley madison list my city'
  
• 'paternity test'
  
• 'mail order paternity test'
  
• 'attracted to mother why'
  
• 'is incest illegal in this country'
  
• 'latest laws incest'
  
• 'seduction guide'
  
• 'rohypnol safe dosage'
  
• 'smelly penis cure urgent'
  
• 'common STIs'
  
• 'STI test in my city'
  
• 'average penis size this country'
  
• 'do penis pumps work'
  
• 'best budget penis pumps'
  
• 'does liking men mean im gay'
  
• 'signs of being gay'
  
• 'how to come out as gay to dad'
  
• 'age of consent here'
  
• 'why is age of consent so old here'
  
• 'country low age of consent'
  
• 'flights philippines'
  
• 'bing'
  
• 'donald trump'
  

There are 4 additional searches that I have not included that ask google for information about ISL and Syria. Use extreme caution if you're from the US as this could get you on a watchlist.

The Link:

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You overdid it on the ban :C

Well fuck, I clicked it.

Im scared