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1. Whats the diffrence between the England team and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer.

2. Whats the diffrence between the England team and aids?
Aids are still in South Africa.

3. Why aren't the England team allowed dogs?
Because they can't hold onto a lead.


4. The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal, aged six.


5. Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team were shit again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.


6. John Terry said: "The whole defence is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.

7. The Scotland manager phones Sven to find out how to improve his training methods.

"Dustbins" says Sven, "Position dustbins around the training pitch and get your players to pass the ball between them, dribble round them, chip the ball over them, it'll improve all round ball control".

The next day Sven's phone rings, it's the Scottish manager, "Hi, The dustbin's are winning 3-1. What do I do now?"

8. (Not world cup but still funny) David Beckham is celebrating, "43 days! 43 days!" he shouts happily.

Posh asks him why he's celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."

"And that's good?" asks Posh.

"You bet Hon" says David, "It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

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9. Why was Fabio Capello drinking off a plate during South Africa?
All his mugs were on the pitch. Suggested by kDz.

10. What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining Suggested by kDz.

11. Some blokes were playing on the playstation on Fifa World Cup 2010 and were suprised to notice how realistic the game play of England realy was. But they then found out the ps3 handset was turned off. Suggested by -Smithy-

12. My mate asked me if I saw the England goal. Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match! Suggested by Aresenal2k7



Post any more you have and they may get added to the thread!

Why was Fabio Capello drinking of a PLATE during South Africa

All his mugs were on the pitch.

Adding it to the thread. :p

lmao ur bagging on england XD

I've done Scotland aswell, I'm from there. :p

I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.


What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.


What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.

I’ve just won two tickets to see the England team. Do you want to come with me? We’ll catch the bus to Gatwick Airport on Thursday and watch them come home.

Adding the last one. =D

Some blokes were playing on the playstation on Fifa World Cup 2010 and were suprised to notice how realistic the game play of England realy was. But they then found out the ps3 handset was turned off

A Severe Weather Warning for today... A Shower of SHITE coming over from south africa. xD