Xbox prank call ideas

[SixSikSix]

whenever me and my friends get bored on xbox we call microsoft and complain about something and see what happens(prank call them).
but we've ran out of ideas.
we've said the toilet overflows whenever we open the disc tray, my cat attacks us when we turn on the xbox, the soldiers came out of the screen(wasn't as funny) and s couple others that i cant remember. Once a indian man picked up who couldn't speak english so we just threatened and bullied him until he threatened to call security and he hung up. What else could we say? we try to stay along the lines of freak accidents(cat attacking, toilet overflowing...) whenever we don something with the xbox as these seem to be funniest

[Fridayo3]

Say your d*** got stuck up the disc tray lol

[Zzidane26]

your battery has split

[Tribe-7]

Use 411 and call a macdonalds.