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Modern Warfare 2



Ok I'll get the list started, feel free to add any weapons I miss. All these weapons I have observed being slandered as "noob" on various threads, so I figured a consolidation was in order I have collaborated these weapons based on complaints from the PSforum, XBforum and IWforum sites.



*Please note that if you use any of the weapons listed below, you are subject to being referred to as a complete and total n00b.



ASSAULT:

SCAR-H

M16A4

M4A1

FAMAS

TAR21

ACR

F2000

*FAL is exempt from noob list unless used with modified controller

*AK47 is for 1337 level 70's only



SMG:

UMP45

MP5k

Vector

P90 (featuring akimbo)

Mini Uzi



LMG:

AUG HBar

RPD

*** Please note no other LMGs are listed due to the fact that NOBODY uses them



SNIPER:

Intervention (w/thermal)

.50cal (HBS)

M21 EBR (when one bullet can't get the job done)

WA2000



SHOTGUN:

Model 1887 (featuring akimbo)

AA-12 (way to spray your mag, n00b)

Striker

Ranger (featuring akimbo)

M1014



LAUNCHER:

Thumper

Javelin ("pro-martyrdom" exploit)

*AT-4 when used as a super M203



HANDGUN:

*Any pistol equipped w/ Tactical knife

featuring perks Marathon/Lightweight/Commando



MACHINE PISTOL:

G18 (featuring akimbo)

PP2000

M93 Raffica (aka "mini M16/FAMAS)



SHIEL

lol



EQUIPMENT:

Claymore (you effing camper!)

C4 (used to protect objectives)

Knife (not throwing knife... just knife)

Flashbang (stop throwing them)



PERKS:

One Man Army (unlimited everything, what!?)

Marathon (rushing low lives)

Scavenger (what's a matter, can't aim?)

Sleight of Hand (multiple mags during one encounter? noob.)



Lightweight (what are you a fairy?)

Danger Close (w/ Javelin glitch... you gotta be kiddin meh)

Cold Blooded (my ac130 gunner can't see you...coward)

Bling (noob tube and silencer?)



Sitrep (lol nvm)

Steady Aim (learn to aim)

Ninja Pro (hbs got ya down?)

Commando (teleportation is for star trek)





KILLSTREAK REWARDS:

Care package (you n00b got an ac130 from 4 kills!? wtfomgbbq)

-Also, when enemies successfully drop the crate on your unsuspecting head

**courtesy of G4

Harrier Strike

Pave Low

Chopper Gunner

AC130

Nuke





GAMEPLAY STRATEGIES:

Camping (w/HBS)

Defensive playing

Rushing

Run and Gun

Sniping

Knifing Only

Shield Wielding



So far this is all I have assembled in terms of weapons, killstreaks and gameplay tactics.



Please feel free to add, comment or flame as you wish- these are forums and I urge you to add your two cents.

So everything except the stuff you use? Yea, that's not biased at all

then just stop playing the game if you hate it so much

All guns = n00b?

so... basically... everything is noob. How about MW2 entire game is noob.

Hardcore players play COD4 with G3 (unmodded controller) blindfolded.

Cant believe you listed like every single thing in MW2 except for painkiller... This has got to be a joke.

F**K SAKE MATE just put down your controler and dont play the game.

simple as that!:mad:

wow, it's a joke guys. didn't you pick up on that?!?!?!?

So the only thing you can use without being a noob is the FAL, AK, which you unlock at a really high level, or the LMGs that no one uses? Well then everyone on MW2 is a noob. CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!!!

You could've saved a wall of text and about 30 seconds of my reading time by just putting everything.

And I don't find any of the SMG's 'nooby' at all, nor the Intervention or Barret.