(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok so most people on call of duty talk a lot of trash. I talk trash when its needed or when im really bored and just randomly start a fight. So list your funny or good insults here.

Don't take any insults personally. Thanks.

I was raging at this guy and he said something like: "Talkin' to me like thats just like chewing on a brick, either way you're gonna lose your teeth"

So I responded: "Yeah, you must be tough, you sound like a 12 year old girl inside a helium balloon"

That shut him up.

Also, me and my friends were killstreak boosting in Free-For-All in Highrise ontop of the building and this guy's like "Oh my ****ing god you guys are total ****ing noobs!"
I said "Just because you don't know how to get up here! How about you go fill your mouth with your husbands **** that way I wont have to ****ing listen to you!"

So he tried to get up and knife me. I moved out of the way and knifed him. I used OMA to change class and I planted a claymore near the hanging catwalk you climb to get on the roof. He tried to get up and asploded, so he ragequit and I OMA'd back to my original class and continued to boost with my friend.

well if someone in the UK kills me, and says 'yeah bitch you got sniped foooool!!!!!' i go 'well done, you want a blue peter badge or summat?'

Hate people who snipe with the M21 or WA2000, it takes no skill, all you need to do is hold the ADS and Hold Breath buttons, aim, and fire off two rounds and it's an instant kill. So when people snipe me with anything but the Intervention and go "LOLZ JOO IZ B SNIPD!!" I say "Congratulations, you might as well just put a thermal scope on a FAL and call yourself a sniper"

It's all about the situation that arises. Obviously your argument is going to be different if you arguing with a twelve year old compared to a forty year old with a hairy back. You just have to make them feel inadequate. For instance if there's a twelve year old with a squeaky voice, you take this piss outta his balls having not dropped. Or if someone's breathing down the mic you complain about them having an asthma attack and how the should go get there inhaler. Or my personal favourite, intelligence. Asking if they thought of that own their own or if they had to get one of their bumchums to help them out.

i hate the people that constantly say "Get on ma Level" im like what my score was high my kdr was higher and u only killed a noob so u get on ma level

soem kid talks trash to me soo i said

ok your 12 years old, you blame my connection for doing shit, not my fualt you buy you internet forma charity shop, your 12, never seen pussy, need to grow up drop some balls and get good scrub. am outta here LOL

Don't hate on me guys. We were in a lobby and the teams were not balancing. So my friend was like 'The teams ain't balancing cause theres a fat American on the other side'. At the time it was pretty hilarious.

Could be worse, you could have had a garlic eating surrender monkey on your side (French)

haha these are hilarious