Post: This is why you don't play alone
01-09-2012, 07:32 AM #1
+tA. Rick
Former Staff
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Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.Gaspkay:
2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.Drack
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 40-4 in TDM. Got MOAB. Still lost. :megusta:
6. Great teamwork. Drack You must login or register to view this content.
7. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
8. For some reason, you're the only one that's actually playing for the objective; not kills. :fyea:
9. You have a straight-on target and start shooting him. Your teammate bumps you, causing your screen to "lag" and screwing you over. :dumb:
10. When you notice that your teammates are playing split-screen, you're f**ked. Enzo
11. Use assassin? No thx, my teammates close by keep me tracked on the enemy radar at all times. :mudkip:
12. I only died because he saw my teammate. :dumb:
13. Joining a game half way through against a 6 man party and your team is constantly being dominated. :dumb:
14. When your teammate takes the bomb in SND and dies on enemy territory. Enzo
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:

BUT FEAR NOT!
Have no friends online to play with? :dumb:
Are you forever alone? :fa:

Here's the solution to your problems!
Plan A
Here's what you do whenever you're playing alone. Throughout games, try to find and invite OTHER pro lone wolves on your team who have to suffer just like you. Eventually you'll build up a pro party consisted of lone wolves. :mudkip:
Plan B
No one seems to join your party. You are truly forever alone. :fa:
You can:

1. Convert to an asshole and screw up your team for your own entertainment, because after all the shit you've gone through, you probably deserve to do so. (WARNING: Hating leads to more haters, am I right haters?) Here's a good start for you douchebags: You must login or register to view this content.

2. Continue your path as a lone wolf, because you're just that much of a badass. Honestly, who needs friends right? They only slow you down from your radical goals. Pussy weaklings.

3. Realize that MW3 is ruining your life and only brings you frustration. Sell the game, and buy something else you believe would be worth your time.

4. Play mercenary. No parties are allowed so the leveling field is usually evened out. "usually"
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01-11-2012, 09:11 PM #47
tenthlobbymw2
Maggbot timeout!
Originally posted by Justice View Post
I woke up early Monday morning and had time to kill, I played a TDM where I got 40 kills and only like 5 deaths which is fine. We still lost and I actually so a guy with Riot Shield primary with Stinger secondary. Two things wrong with that.

1.)He has no actual weapon to defend himself, although I'm sure he had a knife.
2.) He's probably using that Stinger to shoot down UAVs which was good for us, but annoying in general.

I've seen splitscreens go a combined 5-60. You should really avoid playing alone. You can definitely killwhore and raise your K/D at times but a party is the only way to win, and have consistently good games.

true team is the way to go. I used to play alone now I always have 2-3 people with me. as for k/d domination is where it's at since I stopped using pistols my k/d went from 1.03 to 1.33 that's with over 30k kills on my record.
01-11-2012, 10:42 PM #48
Hadenkin
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by tA.
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Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.Gaspkay:
2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.Drack
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 40-4 in TDM. Got MOAB. Still lost. :megusta:
6. Great teamwork. Drack You must login or register to view this content.
7. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
8. For some reason, you're the only one that's actually playing for the objective; not kills. :fyea:
9. You have a straight-on target and start shooting him. Your teammate bumps you, causing your screen to "lag" and screwing you over. :dumb:
10. When you notice that your teammates are playing split-screen, you're f**ked. Enzo
11. Use assassin? No thx, my teammates close by keep me tracked on the enemy radar at all times. :mudkip:
12. I only died because he saw my teammate. :dumb:

If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:

BUT FEAR NOT!
Have no friends online to play with? :dumb:
Are you forever alone? :fa:

Here's the solution to your problems!
Plan A
Here's what you do whenever you're playing alone. Throughout games, try to find and invite OTHER pro lone wolves on your team who have to suffer just like you. Eventually you'll build up a pro party consisted of lone wolves. :mudkip:
Plan B
No one seems to join your party. You are truly forever alone. :fa:
You can:

1. Convert to an asshole and screw up your team for your own entertainment, because after all the shit you've gone through, you probably deserve to do so. (WARNING: Hating leads to more haters, am I right haters?) Here's a good start for you douchebags: You must login or register to view this content.

2. Continue your path as a lone wolf, because you're just that much of a badass. Honestly, who needs friends right? They only slow you down from your radical goals. Pussy weaklings.

3. Realize that MW3 is ruining your life and only brings you frustration. Sell the game, and buy something else you believe would be worth your time.


Oh man! You got the word on every single ****ing point! Happened to me sometimes, anyways I won most of the times because the other team was not a whole 6 member party, and the parties themselves where not made of top pro players. Anyways, what I did was Plan A, gathered a very good group of players by adding them to PSN or they adding me, and we eventually, together with my brother, became a solid 6 person group. Now our win streak (Still not ****ed up) is of 63, I'm so happy I can play with people that plays seriously and not just that Kamikaze bullshit some seem to play. I know the win streak is not all, but also the minimum KDR is of above 1.80 Happy
01-12-2012, 12:23 AM #49
This has basically been the story of my life since a month after release. Barely anyone plays anymore, and playing by myself is terrible. I have to play FFA just to keep my W/L over 2.5 :/
01-12-2012, 12:25 AM #50
Jakob
[move]Enzo[/move]
Originally posted by tA.
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Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.Gaspkay:
2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.Drack
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 40-4 in TDM. Got MOAB. Still lost. :megusta:
6. Great teamwork. Drack You must login or register to view this content.
7. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
8. For some reason, you're the only one that's actually playing for the objective; not kills. :fyea:
9. You have a straight-on target and start shooting him. Your teammate bumps you, causing your screen to "lag" and screwing you over. :dumb:
10. When you notice that your teammates are playing split-screen, you're f**ked. Enzo
11. Use assassin? No thx, my teammates close by keep me tracked on the enemy radar at all times. :mudkip:
12. I only died because he saw my teammate. :dumb:

If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:

BUT FEAR NOT!
Have no friends online to play with? :dumb:
Are you forever alone? :fa:

Here's the solution to your problems!
Plan A
Here's what you do whenever you're playing alone. Throughout games, try to find and invite OTHER pro lone wolves on your team who have to suffer just like you. Eventually you'll build up a pro party consisted of lone wolves. :mudkip:
Plan B
No one seems to join your party. You are truly forever alone. :fa:
You can:

1. Convert to an asshole and screw up your team for your own entertainment, because after all the shit you've gone through, you probably deserve to do so. (WARNING: Hating leads to more haters, am I right haters?) Here's a good start for you douchebags: You must login or register to view this content.

2. Continue your path as a lone wolf, because you're just that much of a badass. Honestly, who needs friends right? They only slow you down from your radical goals. Pussy weaklings.

3. Realize that MW3 is ruining your life and only brings you frustration. Sell the game, and buy something else you believe would be worth your time.


"3. Realize that MW3 is ruining your life and only brings you frustration. Sell the game, and buy something else you believe would be worth your time." Best option right there.
01-12-2012, 12:33 AM #51
YoungAceOnDeck
Pokemon Trainer
or play hardcore and watch your team mate jump in front of you when your shooting when he could of had went around you
01-12-2012, 03:17 AM #52
Some good points
01-13-2012, 11:03 AM #53
This is soo true. Just today, I played against an entire party of high prestigers with High K/D. They were talking mad shit to me and my friend. We lost 7200-7500. The guys on my team went 8-20.
01-13-2012, 01:15 PM #54
Joshua8195
Do a barrel roll!
yes i completely agree. haha its funnnaayy
01-13-2012, 05:37 PM #55
Porter_Justice
Cake is a lie
I will say if you must play alone,you should try Mercenary. It's TDM, Dom and Kill confirmed without parties. That way at least if you have to lay with randoms you don't have to face a party.

oh and yes most of the players there suck compared to Ground War or SND.

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