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[AmsterIDam]

Post your funny chats with

Mine:




I love messin with them.

Sorry if you take offense to this. :\

[elfmotat]

You shoulda said something that was offensive to mormons, not all of Catholics and Christians :/

Why?


Anyway,

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Troy] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hello?
Troy: Hi there, how may I help you?
Me: I was wondering if you could tell me the church's official opinion on abortion.
Troy: Abortion is evil. It is baby killing.
Troy: The church is completely against it.
Me: Well, they should have said that at the ceremony then...
Troy: What do you mean?
Me: I attended a Mormon ceremony where everybody wore black cloaks. We each took turns having intercourse in the center circle as part of the ritual. It was dark and there were candles everywhere... and now I'm pregnant.
Me: And that's how I became a Mormon.
The chat session has ended.

[Chaldo29]

I figure this a win because she was a TOTAL retard to not get what I was saying lmfao!


Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Sarah] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hello?
Sarah: Hi
Me: Hi my name is Guy
Sarah: Hello, my name is Sarah.
Sarah: What brings you to Mormon.org?
Me: Just a few questions I need on a report.
Sarah: ok
Me: So how many mormons are there worldwide?
Me: estimated?
Me: hello?
Sarah: sorry Guy I'm looking for the exact number
Me: just an estimate is fine
Sarah: a little over 13 million
Me: Ok hold on please
Sarah: sure
Sarah: this link has all of the statistics from the church
Me: So Im coming up with 6 billion people, divided by 13 million mormons, comes out to 461.5385 retarted rate?
Me: confirmed?
Sarah: Sorry I'm not sure what you mean but good luck with your report
Me: Ill take that as a YES.
The chat session has ended.

[RICHIE209]

You shoulda said something that was offensive to mormons, not all of Catholics and Christians :/

But that would offend Mormons not Christians or Catholics!

[Pricey91]

Fair play lads, some of these are epic. Still nobody trying to get them to cyber yet?

[RICHIE209]

A representative will be with you shortly.
Me: Hello
Agent [Jeff] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hi Jeff
Jeff: Hi Jason, how are you?
Me: I'm good, yourself?
Me: ******
Me: YOU ****IN LISTEN HEAR COON BOY
Me: I NEED CONVERTIN
Me: OR I'LL GO AROUND HAVING PROMISCUOUS SEX
Me: YA HEAR
Jeff: Jason, have a good day!
The chat session has ended.

[Celinore]

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Kristen] is ready to assist you.
Kristen: Hello, how can i help you?
Me: Tits or GTFO
The chat session has ended.

So it was a GTFO...
Damnit.

[AmsterIDam]

HAHA Nice Guys, Keep it Up :]

---------- Post added at 10:55 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:37 AM ----------

Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Kristin] is ready to assist you.
Kristin: Hello, my name is Kristin.
Kristin: How may I help you?
Me: Hello
Me: I was wondering something quick
Me: Can I be a atheist and a mormon at the same time? because I dont believe in god, but mormon's seem like really cool people
Me: Hello?
Kristin: Well thanks! But, believing in God is what gives us so much hope and happiness. It gives us a purpose to life.
Kristin: Do you desire to believe in God?
Me: A little, but why would god make his children suffer?
Kristin: (A Long Story)
Kristin: It the scriptures it teaches:
2 Ne. 2: 25
25 Adam fell that men might be; and men are, that they might have joy.
Me: But how would killing 6 million jews strengthen a religion or race of people
Me: Anyways, If I join your religion am I still permitted to have anal sex with my boyfriend?
Kristin: (Long Story)
Kristin: (Long Story I Deleted Out)
Me: O thats odd that thats included
Me: Me: Anyways, If I join your religion am I still permitted to have anal sex with my boyfriend?
Kristin: Sorry, I missed that.
Kristin: I can't answer that for you.
Me: Alright, because I love taking his big penis in my ass, it must be what you call happiness
The chat session has ended.

[Brad]

Will they ship me a bike and helmet or do I have to buy it myself?



Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Me: Hello?
Agent [Chad] is ready to assist you.
Chad: Hello, my name is Chad.
Chad: How may I help you?
Me: I'm interested in converting
Chad: Ok. What do you know already about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?
Me: Mary banged God and had jesus right?
Me: But how is she a virgin?
The chat session has ended.

lol im guna try that aswel ill tell you how it ends