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    Public embarrassment

    Have you ever farted in public? Or, have you ever had to go to the bathroom so bad that you had to run, in PUBLIC? I know I have, one day when I was in school, I had to go take a shit, I couldn't hold it for too long, the teacher said that if it was emergency then I should write a pass to the bathroom, so I wrote a pass and headed straight for the bathroom, when I got out of that classroom, the shit was right there, I couldn't hold crap, so I ran and as soon as I made my first step, a little fart came out me, I ran as fast as I could, and I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I had to enter the nurse's office ASAP and asked them if I could use their bathroom, that shit was so ****ing embarrassing, think about it, a group of people just there starring at you, and when I went in the bathroom, there was a girl inside of it, she wasn't doing nothing, she was just standing there, I was like "Get out!" and got her out of the bathroom. Post your experiences!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedward View Post
    I was in my class once and i needed to do a fart so bad, so i decided to do a silent one(you know like you always do) so when i was trying to do it i had accidentally shitted at the same time so i sharted myself it was so embarrassing, i asked the teacher if i could go to the toilet she said ok, but what i did know their was a big fu*king wet patch on my ass. Everyone started to laugh i didnt even know what they were on about until i noticed it. so what the teacher did was got me something in the lost and found, and what was it a fu*cking skirt that day was the worst ever.
    God help you... bahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedward View Post
    I was in my class once and i needed to do a fart so bad, so i decided to do a silent one(you know like you always do) so when i was trying to do it i had accidentally shitted at the same time so i sharted myself it was so embarrassing, i asked the teacher if i could go to the toilet she said ok, but what i did know their was a big fu*king wet patch on my ass. Everyone started to laugh i didnt even know what they were on about until i noticed it. so what the teacher did was got me something in the lost and found, and what was it a fu*cking skirt that day was the worst ever.
    Hahaha, lolz...
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    I once farted extremely loud in English class, and my teacher looked at me and said "EXCUSE you!". Then I was talking to my friend while waiting for my bus in the cafeteria and I said "I'll shove my foot up your ass so far you'll be coughing up bits of my shoe." And a teacher was behind me... and guess which one? THE SAME one in my english class. Then she sat down next to me and it was the awkwardest moment of my life 0.o
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    Quote Originally Posted by xShadow- View Post
    Have you ever farted in public? Or, have you ever had to go to the bathroom so bad that you had to run, in PUBLIC? I know I have, one day when I was in school, I had to go take a shit, I couldn't hold it for too long, the teacher said that if it was emergency then I should write a pass to the bathroom, so I wrote a pass and headed straight for the bathroom, when I got out of that classroom, the shit was right there, I couldn't hold crap, so I ran and as soon as I made my first step, a little fart came out me, I ran as fast as I could, and I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I had to enter the nurse's office ASAP and asked them if I could use their bathroom, that shit was so ****ing embarrassing, think about it, a group of people just there starring at you, and when I went in the bathroom, there was a girl inside of it, she wasn't doing nothing, she was just standing there, I was like "Get out!" and got her out of the bathroom. Post your experiences!
    Man I feel your pain Never had anything THAT embarassing happening to me lol
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  7. #25
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    Lol,I was running home in 7th grade coz i had to go poop.MY HOMES AN HOUR AWAY!
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  8. #26
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    Intense stomach ache followed by diarrhea in pants. I managed to hold almost all of it in, just a little wet, but as soon as I sat down it was like WW2
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    Quote Originally Posted by xShadow- View Post
    Have you ever farted in public? Or, have you ever had to go to the bathroom so bad that you had to run, in PUBLIC? I know I have, one day when I was in school, I had to go take a shit, I couldn't hold it for too long, the teacher said that if it was emergency then I should write a pass to the bathroom, so I wrote a pass and headed straight for the bathroom, when I got out of that classroom, the shit was right there, I couldn't hold crap, so I ran and as soon as I made my first step, a little fart came out me, I ran as fast as I could, and I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I had to enter the nurse's office ASAP and asked them if I could use their bathroom, that shit was so ****ing embarrassing, think about it, a group of people just there starring at you, and when I went in the bathroom, there was a girl inside of it, she wasn't doing nothing, she was just standing there, I was like "Get out!" and got her out of the bathroom. Post your experiences!
    How did you live through that? My embarrassing moment was back in 8th grade.... We had a project that we had to show the class.. like a speech, and it was my turn... I was talkin and what not.. But people started to laugh for no reason.. And one kid shouted, "Dis N*gga gotta boner!" and i looked down, and i had a boner.. it was a completely random boner. and so i ran out of the class crying.
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    I shat my pants in first grade. The whole room smelled for the rest of the day and nobody knew why...
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  12. #29
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    sorry to hear that bro sounds painful :O
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  13. #30
    Yea, I fail
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    During my first week of middle school, we had an assembly where the Vice Principle was talking. I had to fart, so I tried to do a silent one. It happened to not work, it was loud, during a quite part. Everyone looked at me, including the VP who lead on to laugh.

    Gotta say it was hella funny though.
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