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What I hate the most with my GF is when she doesn't allow me to complete my whole sentence and start guessing and suggesting stuff about completly not what I meant :argh:

I hate when she over-exaggerates about the little things wrong with she way they look. I love her too much to let something like that bother me.

^^Also when she says nothing wrong and she's crying -____- like obviously something is wrong, just tell me.

Everything above the shoulder.

I don't mind if they attempt to talk with their mouth full :p

The fact that they always say all boys are dicks.. Yet have never actually Looked beside them and saw a person that actually cares about them without the makeup and the pretend glamour.

I hate how they have penises.

Right ****ing here!!!

Honestly this is the only thing I had in mind.. O and besides trick questions.

Does this make my butt look big?!?

Is she hotter than me?!?

Obviously we know what you want to hear, do you really need praise that much. I mean I know some guys shower their girls with attention and still they ask those questions.

I don't go around, does this top-hat make my cock look big?!?

I hate when you never can win a fight with them :lol: They keep saying things you have to give them the reason because they doesn't shut up.

Their penises tbh